One day I was just enjoying my favorite snack Dinkleberrys and watching Oprah's special on homozygous alleles. Then all of a sudden my demotic gardener recking of putrid flowers threw some wild flowers in my face. I was allergic!!My face swelled all the way to Iraq!I knew I had to get revenge on the stupid gardener. The next morning, it happened. I placed some "harmless" traps around the gardern. When he stepped outside to water the panises, hahahahahahaha he tripped on a wire and was soon hanging from a tree. I got some neighborhood kids to think he was an interctive pinata and told them to show no mercy. After about a good 3 weeks of pounding and disappointed children for not getting any candy, I threw him in the girls bathroom at the nursing home forcing him to suffer there. His yelps for help were not heard because all the elderly aredeaf. I blamed the whole situation on my parakeet Buttons. The poor thing was put in an iron cage forced to not fly. I get all the rewards. Am I bad?
My heart is broken!! PLZ HELP ME IM IN DESPERATE NEED!! please help? My gardener is dying!?
Is that the reason for the sad look on your new avatar...ok,cheer up...he's a gardener...gardeners are resilient,he'll recover soon.Besides you did a good deed according to the book of vengeance.Now see what you can do about helping your birdy escape out of jail!
Reply:I get SO tired of seeing your desperate attempts for attention on here. I keep telling myself not to answer you because that just plays into what you want. But, how about at least clicking the Check Spelling button while asking your stupid questions. If we absolutely must read your crap on here until you are banned after being reported for abuse often enough, at least let us read crap that has no spelling errors or typos.
Reply:dumb
Reply:no just give him a poptart and he'll be fine!
Reply:WOW..I do not think you are bad...I think you are NUTS
Reply:Now if you really wanted to get back at him, you could have tied him to a chair and made him watch endless reruns of Oprah.
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