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What Cartoon Character Are You?
Ever wonder which cartoon character you are most like? Well, a team of researchers got together and analyzed the personalities of cartoon characters. The gathered information has been incorporated into this quiz.
Answer each question with the choice that most describes you at this point in your life, then add up the points that correspond with your answers.
%26gt;1. Which describes your perfect date?
a) Candlelight dinner for two
b) Amusement Park
c) Rollerblading in the park
d) Rock Concert
e) See a movie
%26gt;2. What is your favorite type of music?
a) Rock and Roll
b) Alternative
c) Soft Rock
d) Classical
e) Christian
%26gt;3. What is your favorite type of movie?
a) Comedy
b) Horror
c) Musical
d) Romance
e) Documentary
%26gt;4. Which of the following jobs would you choose if you were given only
%26gt;these choices?
a) Waiter/Waitress
b) Sports Player
c) Teacher
d) Policeman
e) Bartender
%26gt;5. Which would you rather do if you had an hour to waste?
a) Work out
b) Read
c) Watch TV
d) Listen to the radio
e) Sleep
%26gt;6. Of the following colors, which do you like the best?
a) Yellow
b) White
c) Sky blue
d) Teal
e) Red
%26gt;7. Which one of the following would you like to eat right now?
a) Ice cream
b) Pizza
c) Sushi
d) Pasta
e) Salad
%26gt;8. Which is your favorite holiday?
a) Halloween
b) Christmas
c) New Year's
d) Valentine's Day
e) Thanksgiving
%26gt;9. If you could go to any of the following places, which would it be?
a) Paris
b) Spain
c) Las Vegas
d) Hawaii
e) Hollywood
%26gt;10. Of the following, who would you rather spend time with?
a) Someone who is smart
b) Someone with good looks
c) Someone who is a party animal
d) Someone who has fun all the time
e) Someone who is very emotional
%26gt;Now total up your points on each question and find your character
below:
1. a-4 b-2 c-5 d-1 e-3
2. a-2 b-1 c-4 d-5 e-3
3. a-2 b-1 c-3 d-4 e-5
4. a-4 b-5 c-3 d-2 e-1
5. a-5 b-4 c-2 d-1 e-3
6. a-1 b-5 c-3 d-2 e-4
7. a-3 b-2 c-1 d-4 e-5
8. a-1 b-3 c-2 d-4 e-5
9. a-4 b-5 c-1 d-4 e-3
10. a-5 b-2 c-1 d-3 e-4
NOW, Find out which ! Looney Tune you are:
(10-17 points) You are TAZ: You are wild and crazy and you know it! You know how to have fun, but you may take it to extremes. You know what you are doing though, and are much in control of your own life. People don't always see things your way, but that doesn't mean that you should do away with your beliefs. Try to remember that your wild spirit can lead to hurting yourself and others.
(18-26 points) You are Bugs Bunny: You are fun, friendly, and popular. You are a real crowd pleaser. Have probably been out on the town your share of times, yet you come home with the values that your mother taught you.Marriage and children are important to you, but only after you have fun. Don't let the people you please influence you to stray.
(27-34 points) You are Tweety: You are cute, and everyone loves you. You are a best friend that no one takes the chance of losing. You never hurt feelings and seldom have your own feelings hurt. Life is a breeze.You are witty, and calm most of the time. Just keep clear of back stabbers and you are worry-free.
(35-42 points) You are Pepe Le Pew: (without the smell) You are a lover. Romance, flowers, and wine are all you need to enjoy yourself. You are serious about all commitments. A family person. You call your Mom every Sunday, and never forget a Birthday. Don't let your passion for romance get confused with the real thing.
(43-50 points) You are Speedy Gonzales: You are smart, a real thinker. Every situation is approached with a plan. You are very healthy in mind and body. You teach strong family values. Keep your feet planted in them, but don't overlook a bad situation when it does happen.
Question Below?
Awwwww, I'm Tweety!
Reply:,lol! im a bugs bunny!
Reply:29 points; i'm tweety although i dont think that's what i am
Reply:confidence boosting! thanq!
Reply:...bugs bunny? What the...
Reply:29 points
Im Tweety
Reply:...27
everyone seems to be a tweety :P
Reply:its so long dat i couldnt do it but i would rather be me!
Reply:Pepe Le Pew?!? This quiz is a big hoax!
Reply:You have allot of time on your hands. note: question 6 white is not a colour its a tone. =/
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
What is this flower?
Sorry,no picture but the flower is the shape of a 4o'clock but is white and 6+in. across. They last 1 or 2 days and then grow a seed pod (round) with thorns on it with 50+ seeds inside. The leaves are dark green and velvety. The root is a tuber and may regrow the next year.
I found this in a vacant lot and pulled it out a couple of years ago and now i have lots of seeds. The pod will split open and spill out all over if I don't catch it in time. I'm only sorry that the flower is so short lived but it is a survivor. Its grown to 2 ft high.
Wild or not?
What is this flower?
Does it look like this?
This is Jimson Weed and can be a killer!
http://yosemitefoothills.com/Garden/1280...
http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/vi...
Deadly weed blame in drowning
http://www.krqe.com/Global/story.asp?S=6...
MEDIA COVERAGE #
Deadly weed blame in drowning - Jul 27 2007
Weed Leads Teens to ICU - Jul 2004
Young Hiker Found Dead After Datura Use - Jul 2004
School Warns Parents About Jimson Weed - Nov 3 2003
Datura-related Hospitalizations in South Africa - June 2003
Local Teens Eating Hallucinogenic Weed - Oct 3 2002
http://www.erowid.org/plants/datura/datu...
Reply:We called Jemson Weed. They grow wind on the farm, can be poison. Several kids have died smoking the green seeds, to get high. I am not sure of the spelling.
Reply:It has many names -- jimsonweed, thorn apple, desert lily and sacred datura to name a few. Here in Arizona it is nothing more than a weed, but can be poisonous. The link below should help.
www.desertusa.com
Or do a search on sacred datura or jimsonweed.
Reply:Yes i think it is a jimson weed please get rid of can be very toxic hope this helps.
What are some of the best hotels
I found this in a vacant lot and pulled it out a couple of years ago and now i have lots of seeds. The pod will split open and spill out all over if I don't catch it in time. I'm only sorry that the flower is so short lived but it is a survivor. Its grown to 2 ft high.
Wild or not?
What is this flower?
Does it look like this?
This is Jimson Weed and can be a killer!
http://yosemitefoothills.com/Garden/1280...
http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/vi...
Deadly weed blame in drowning
http://www.krqe.com/Global/story.asp?S=6...
MEDIA COVERAGE #
Deadly weed blame in drowning - Jul 27 2007
Weed Leads Teens to ICU - Jul 2004
Young Hiker Found Dead After Datura Use - Jul 2004
School Warns Parents About Jimson Weed - Nov 3 2003
Datura-related Hospitalizations in South Africa - June 2003
Local Teens Eating Hallucinogenic Weed - Oct 3 2002
http://www.erowid.org/plants/datura/datu...
Reply:We called Jemson Weed. They grow wind on the farm, can be poison. Several kids have died smoking the green seeds, to get high. I am not sure of the spelling.
Reply:It has many names -- jimsonweed, thorn apple, desert lily and sacred datura to name a few. Here in Arizona it is nothing more than a weed, but can be poisonous. The link below should help.
www.desertusa.com
Or do a search on sacred datura or jimsonweed.
Reply:Yes i think it is a jimson weed please get rid of can be very toxic hope this helps.
What are some of the best hotels
I am tired giving away all my jokes?
On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held it over her head, and said, "I bet I know what it is - flowers!"
"That's right!" said the boy, "but how did you know?"
"Just a wild guess," she said.
The next pupil was the candy store owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shooked it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is - a box of candy!"
"That's right! But how did you know?" asked the girl.
"Just a lucky guess," said the teacher.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held the bag over her head and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied.
The teacher repeated the process, touching another drop of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied.
The teacher then said, "I give up, what is it?"
The boy replied, "A puppy!"
I am tired giving away all my jokes?
Try something serious: http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/
Reply:very funny
Reply:GOOD
Reply:lol i like the puppy one
Reply:lol
Reply:fuuny
Reply:hah wow that was really funny...haha
Reply:haha
Reply:keep postin ur jokes...........
i really enjoy them............
Reply:LOL THOSE ARE FUNNY! KEEP POSTIN' EM!
Reply:post more i enjoy reading your jokes...
Reply:7 out of 10
Reply:Thats cute I enjoy jokes that I can enjoy with my 11 year old son instead of constant adult jokes. Some I don't even want to hear. Thanks.
Reply:they are funny
Reply:HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!!!!!...
Reply:lol
"That's right!" said the boy, "but how did you know?"
"Just a wild guess," she said.
The next pupil was the candy store owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shooked it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is - a box of candy!"
"That's right! But how did you know?" asked the girl.
"Just a lucky guess," said the teacher.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held the bag over her head and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied.
The teacher repeated the process, touching another drop of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied.
The teacher then said, "I give up, what is it?"
The boy replied, "A puppy!"
I am tired giving away all my jokes?
Try something serious: http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/
Reply:very funny
Reply:GOOD
Reply:lol i like the puppy one
Reply:lol
Reply:fuuny
Reply:hah wow that was really funny...haha
Reply:haha
Reply:keep postin ur jokes...........
i really enjoy them............
Reply:LOL THOSE ARE FUNNY! KEEP POSTIN' EM!
Reply:post more i enjoy reading your jokes...
Reply:7 out of 10
Reply:Thats cute I enjoy jokes that I can enjoy with my 11 year old son instead of constant adult jokes. Some I don't even want to hear. Thanks.
Reply:they are funny
Reply:HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!!!!!...
Reply:lol
Hope you guys like this joke!?
On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held it over her head, and said, "I bet I know what it is - flowers!"
"That's right!" said the boy, "but how did you know?"
"Just a wild guess," she said.
The next pupil was the candy store owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shooked it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is - a box of candy!"
"That's right! But how did you know?" asked the girl.
"Just a lucky guess," said the teacher.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held the bag over her head and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied.
The teacher repeated the process, touching another drop of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied.
The teacher then said, "I give up, what is it?"
The boy replied, "A puppy!"
Hope you guys like this joke!?
LMAO!!
I'm sold! You have continuously posted great and hilarious jokes. I'm DEFINITELY a fan!
Reply:ewwww but that was really funny thanx
Reply:heard it before.. here's one for you:
Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?
Father: Sure, son. What's the question?
Son: What is politics?
Father: Well, let's take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me “Tony Blair.” Your mother is the administrator of money, so we'll call her “Gordon Brown.” We take care of your needs, so we'll call you “the People.” We'll call the maid “the Working Class,” and your baby brother we can call “the Future.” Do you understand, son?
Son: I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it.
That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep. The next morning he reported to his father.
Son: Dad, now I think I understand what politics is.
Father: Good, son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?
Son: Well, dad, while Tony Blair is screwing the Working Class, Gordon Brown is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of ****.
Reply:oh that was just toooooo funny!!!!!
Reply:lmao heard it before but it's still funny
Reply:Haha very funnny. good one. That was totally unexpected and it was funny when the puppy peed on the teacher...Moral: don't judge a gift if its from a liquor store owner
Reply:lmao
"That's right!" said the boy, "but how did you know?"
"Just a wild guess," she said.
The next pupil was the candy store owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shooked it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is - a box of candy!"
"That's right! But how did you know?" asked the girl.
"Just a lucky guess," said the teacher.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held the bag over her head and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied.
The teacher repeated the process, touching another drop of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied.
The teacher then said, "I give up, what is it?"
The boy replied, "A puppy!"
Hope you guys like this joke!?
LMAO!!
I'm sold! You have continuously posted great and hilarious jokes. I'm DEFINITELY a fan!
Reply:ewwww but that was really funny thanx
Reply:heard it before.. here's one for you:
Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?
Father: Sure, son. What's the question?
Son: What is politics?
Father: Well, let's take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me “Tony Blair.” Your mother is the administrator of money, so we'll call her “Gordon Brown.” We take care of your needs, so we'll call you “the People.” We'll call the maid “the Working Class,” and your baby brother we can call “the Future.” Do you understand, son?
Son: I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it.
That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep. The next morning he reported to his father.
Son: Dad, now I think I understand what politics is.
Father: Good, son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?
Son: Well, dad, while Tony Blair is screwing the Working Class, Gordon Brown is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of ****.
Reply:oh that was just toooooo funny!!!!!
Reply:lmao heard it before but it's still funny
Reply:Haha very funnny. good one. That was totally unexpected and it was funny when the puppy peed on the teacher...Moral: don't judge a gift if its from a liquor store owner
Reply:lmao
Is this and A paper????
im writing a report on Nevada and need to know if this is good. It will say look here for pics but there on a cologe so these are just words...
Nevada
The state of Nevada was claimed as the 36th state on October 31, 1864.Thats when it became an official state. Nevada’s nicknames are Sagebrush State, Battle Born State, and the most known nickname is the Silver State. The meaning of the name of our state “Nevada” is snow-capped in Spanish. Here are some facts about Nevada; the population is about 1,998,257 people. It’s the 35th largest state (2000 census). Nevada’s Capital is Carson City. The state bird is the Mountain Bluebird and the state animal is the Desert Bighorn. The state flower is Sagebrush and the state tree is Single-leaf Pinon and the Bristlecone Pine. Our state precious gemstone is the Virgin Valley Black Fire Opal. The state song is Home Means Nevada.
Home means Nevada, Home means the hills. Home means the sage and the pine. Out by the Truckee’s silvery rills. Out where the sun always shines. There is the land that I love the best, fairer than all I can see. Right in the heart of the golden West, Home means Nevada to me.
Our state colors or silver and blue. And the state flag has a green reef looking type of thing on it with yellow flowers. Its says Nevada under a white star. Above the white star there is a scroll saying battle born. The background color of the flag is navy blue.
Our states motto is “all for our country.”
Here is a picture of what our state looks like,
Here is a picture of Carson city, our capital.
Nevada is the home of the wild mustangs, which is one of my favorite things about the state.
Nevada is bordered by Utah,Arazona,California,Oregon, and Idaho.
Here is a timeline of dates that are important to
Nevada.
? 1821 Mexico claimed the area after a successful revolt against Spain.
? 1840's Americans on the way to California traveled through the region.
? 1848 Nevada was part of the area ceded by Mexico to the United States.
? 1849 The first non-Indian settlement was made at Mormon Station (Genoa).
? 1850 When Utah Territory was organized, almost all of present-day Nevada was included except the southern tip, which was then part of the New Mexico Territory.
? 1859 The Comstock Lode of gold and silver was discovered at Virginia City, and many miners began coming from California.
? 1861 Congress created Nevada Territory. In 1862 the territory was enlarged by shifting the eastern boundary.
? 1863 Nevada became a state. In 1866 and 1867 more eastern land was gained from Utah Territory and the southern tip was acquired from Arizona Territory.
? 1880 - 1890 As the Comstock Lode declined, the state's population fell from 62,000 to 47,000.
? 1900 The discovery of silver at Tonopah, soon followed by gold strikes at Goldfield and the discovery of copper at Ely, led to a new mining boom that lasted until after World War I.
Those are some very important history dates of Nevada.
Here are all the cities in Nevada
Alamo
Town Lincoln
Amargosa Valley
Arden
Ash Springs
Austin
Baker
Battle Mountain
Beatty
Beowawe
Blue Diamond
CDP
Clark
Boulder City
City
Bunkerville
CDP Clark
Cal-Nev-Ari
CDP Clark
Caliente
Carlin
Carson City
City
CDP smallest CDP in the state
Cold Springs
Crescent Valley
Crystal
Crystal Bay
Dayton
Delamar Ghost Town
Denio
Duckwater
Dyer
East
Ely
Elko
Empire
Enterprise
Town
Clark
Eureka
Fallon
Fernley
Gabbs
Gardnervillle
Town
Gardnerville Ranchos
Genoa
Town
Gerlach
Glenbrook
Glendale
CDP Clark
Golden Valley
Goldfield
Goodsprings
CDP Clark
Hawthorne
Henderson
City Clark
Hiko
Imlay
Incline Village
Indian Hills
Indian Springs
CDP
Town
Clark
Jackpot
Jarbidge
Jean
Jiggs
Johnson Lane
Kingsbury
Las Vegas
City Clark
Lamoille
Laughlin
Lemmon Valley
Logandale
Town Clark
Lovelock
Lund
McDermitt
McGill
Mesquite
City Clark
Minden
Town
Moapa Town
CDP Clark
Moapa Valley
CDP Clark
Montello
Mount Charleston
CDP Clark
Nixon
North Las Vegas
City Clark
Orovada
Overton
Town Clark
Owyhee
Pahrump
Nye
Panaca
Paradise
Paradise Valley
Pioche
Primm
Clark
Rachel
Reno
City Washoe
Round Hill Village
Round Mountain
Sandy Valley
CDP Clark
Schurz
Searchlight
CDP Clark
Silver Peak
Silver City
Silver Springs
Sloan
CDP Clark
Smith
Spanish Springs
Sparks
City Washoe
Spring Creek
Spring Valley
CDP
Town Clark
Stateline
Summerlin South
CDP
Town Clark
Sun Valley
Sunrise Manor
CDP
Town Clark
Sutcliffe
Tonopah
Tuscarora
Verdi
Virginia City
Wadsworth
Wellington
Wells
West Wendover
Winnemucca
Whitney
CDP
Town Clark
Winchester
CDP
Town Clark
Yerington
Zephyr Cove
Nevada has a lot of beautiful scenery look here.
One thing you guys might know about Nevada, is Sarah Winnemucca. This is what the wikipedia says about her in the first paragraph, Sarah Winnemucca (born Thocmentony, Paiute: Shell Flower )which is now western Nevada… (ca. 1841 – October 17, 1891) was notable for being the first Native American woman known to secure a copyright and to publish in the English language. She was also known by her married name, Sarah Winnemucca Hopkins, under which she was published. Her book, Life Among the Paiutes: Their Wrongs and Claims, is an autobiographical account of her people during their first forty years of contact with explorers and settlers.
Sarah was a person of two worlds. At the time of her birth her people had only very limited contact with Euro-Americans; however she spent much of her adult life in white society. Like many people of two worlds, she may be judged harshly in both contexts. Many Paiutes view her as a collaborator who helped the U.S. Army kill her people. Modern historians view her book as an important primary source, but one that is deliberately misleading in many instances. Despite this, Sarah has received much positive attention recently for her activism. She was inducted into the Nevada Writers Hall of Fame in 1993, and in 2005 a statue of her was added to the National Statuary Hall Collection in the U.S. Capitol.
That says a lot about her. Sarah Winnemucca is very well known for bringing peace between Americans and Indians. Nevada is well known for her. Because she was born in what is now western Nevada. She is now in the Nevada hall of fame.
Nevada is apart of the Great Basin desert. You can see many miles of beautiful mountains, sagebrush, animals, and so much more!!! Nevada has one of the lowest average rainfalls out of the fifty states: nine inches. You may have heard the poem Mountains as Islands which says the following,
Mountains as Islands
Each range here is like a warship standing on its own, and the Great Basin is an ocean of loose sediment with these mountain ranges standing in it as if they were members of a fleet without precedent, assembled at Guam to assault Japan. Some of the ranges are forty miles long, others a hundred, a hundred and fifty. They point generally north. The basins that separate them-ten and fifteen miles wide-will run on for fifty, a hundred, two hundred and fifty miles with lone, daisy-petalled windmills standing over sage and wild rye. …Discounting the cry of the occasional bird, the wailing of a pack of coyotes, silence-a great spatial silence- is pure in the Basin and Range. It is a soundless immensity with mountains in it.
-John McPhee
Basin and Range, 1980
Is this and A paper????
I can't read it all, but from what I skimmed it seems like you're just bulleting. Try listing in more creative ways.
Reply:Okay, I have to admit, I got half way down..... skipped some, read some more... then skipped some.
Work on your orginization and grammar. Other than that, I can imagine writing about Nevada wasn't very exciting (As it wasn't very exciting for any of us to read) but Good Job!!
Reply:a report on nevada or something
Reply:To be honest, right now it is not a A paper. But it can be. Just a twiking with the words, spell check and a little bit more interesting facts about Neveda. right now it is a high C or Low B. depending on what grade your in.
Reply:This is a good paper, especially for 4th grade. But ways to improve would be to "shortlist" the points. I.E. cut down on the bullet points, and dont list them as bullet points. Explain them each in a sentence and explain about them.
Also, at the end end with "to conclude," or "in conclusion" and sum up the paper and the point you are making in writing the paper, and the most important bit of your conclusion, your opinion!
GOOD LUCK!
xx
Reply:You have a lot of spelling and grammar errors that would preclude you from getting an A. Also, this reads like you simply copied information from a bunch of books or from the Internet. Nothing original.
It's a weak C paper at best.
Reply:This paper has alot of interesting ideas, but you have to put them into complete thoughts. I just seems like a rumbling on of ideas. Make it more like a story. Choose some of the most important things that stood out to you and expound on them.
Reply:It just looks like random stats.. hard to read, very unorganized! %26gt;.%26lt;
Reply:I didn't read the whole thing but what I did read was actually pretty good! I really liked. I would grade it as a B or an A.
Reply:What grade is this for?
Reply:sorrry i fell asleep
Reply:You really need to find someone to edit this. There are typos, spelling mistakes, and grammatical errors everywhere. Here are a few things you should never do in formal writing.
-Use personal pronouns.
-Use multiple exclamation points.
-Use wikipedia as a source.
-Create lists of irrelevant information.
Reply:As a substitute I would think you have to do a bit more work.
Please specify why those people or places are important %26amp; what roles they did.
Reply:I thought it was a little labored. You have to lose yourself in the moment and loosen up.
Reply:I'm surprised you think someone would read that whole thing.
Reply:Based upon spelling, grammar, and sentence structure, I would have to say it is not going to get you an "A".
Reply:Good Job, it's really good. You could get an A- or an A on it. Depending on your teachers view. I would give you an A-.
If your in grade 7+ you will get something above 85% for sure
Reply:C- Try to pull your facts together a little more...
Reply:It would depend on the course and grade level. There is too much summary and not enough of your own analysis. Try breaking it up into more paragraphs, too.
Do not create such large lists, either. Good luck!
Reply:GOOD JOB ITS GREAT
lancome
Nevada
The state of Nevada was claimed as the 36th state on October 31, 1864.Thats when it became an official state. Nevada’s nicknames are Sagebrush State, Battle Born State, and the most known nickname is the Silver State. The meaning of the name of our state “Nevada” is snow-capped in Spanish. Here are some facts about Nevada; the population is about 1,998,257 people. It’s the 35th largest state (2000 census). Nevada’s Capital is Carson City. The state bird is the Mountain Bluebird and the state animal is the Desert Bighorn. The state flower is Sagebrush and the state tree is Single-leaf Pinon and the Bristlecone Pine. Our state precious gemstone is the Virgin Valley Black Fire Opal. The state song is Home Means Nevada.
Home means Nevada, Home means the hills. Home means the sage and the pine. Out by the Truckee’s silvery rills. Out where the sun always shines. There is the land that I love the best, fairer than all I can see. Right in the heart of the golden West, Home means Nevada to me.
Our state colors or silver and blue. And the state flag has a green reef looking type of thing on it with yellow flowers. Its says Nevada under a white star. Above the white star there is a scroll saying battle born. The background color of the flag is navy blue.
Our states motto is “all for our country.”
Here is a picture of what our state looks like,
Here is a picture of Carson city, our capital.
Nevada is the home of the wild mustangs, which is one of my favorite things about the state.
Nevada is bordered by Utah,Arazona,California,Oregon, and Idaho.
Here is a timeline of dates that are important to
Nevada.
? 1821 Mexico claimed the area after a successful revolt against Spain.
? 1840's Americans on the way to California traveled through the region.
? 1848 Nevada was part of the area ceded by Mexico to the United States.
? 1849 The first non-Indian settlement was made at Mormon Station (Genoa).
? 1850 When Utah Territory was organized, almost all of present-day Nevada was included except the southern tip, which was then part of the New Mexico Territory.
? 1859 The Comstock Lode of gold and silver was discovered at Virginia City, and many miners began coming from California.
? 1861 Congress created Nevada Territory. In 1862 the territory was enlarged by shifting the eastern boundary.
? 1863 Nevada became a state. In 1866 and 1867 more eastern land was gained from Utah Territory and the southern tip was acquired from Arizona Territory.
? 1880 - 1890 As the Comstock Lode declined, the state's population fell from 62,000 to 47,000.
? 1900 The discovery of silver at Tonopah, soon followed by gold strikes at Goldfield and the discovery of copper at Ely, led to a new mining boom that lasted until after World War I.
Those are some very important history dates of Nevada.
Here are all the cities in Nevada
Alamo
Town Lincoln
Amargosa Valley
Arden
Ash Springs
Austin
Baker
Battle Mountain
Beatty
Beowawe
Blue Diamond
CDP
Clark
Boulder City
City
Bunkerville
CDP Clark
Cal-Nev-Ari
CDP Clark
Caliente
Carlin
Carson City
City
CDP smallest CDP in the state
Cold Springs
Crescent Valley
Crystal
Crystal Bay
Dayton
Delamar Ghost Town
Denio
Duckwater
Dyer
East
Ely
Elko
Empire
Enterprise
Town
Clark
Eureka
Fallon
Fernley
Gabbs
Gardnervillle
Town
Gardnerville Ranchos
Genoa
Town
Gerlach
Glenbrook
Glendale
CDP Clark
Golden Valley
Goldfield
Goodsprings
CDP Clark
Hawthorne
Henderson
City Clark
Hiko
Imlay
Incline Village
Indian Hills
Indian Springs
CDP
Town
Clark
Jackpot
Jarbidge
Jean
Jiggs
Johnson Lane
Kingsbury
Las Vegas
City Clark
Lamoille
Laughlin
Lemmon Valley
Logandale
Town Clark
Lovelock
Lund
McDermitt
McGill
Mesquite
City Clark
Minden
Town
Moapa Town
CDP Clark
Moapa Valley
CDP Clark
Montello
Mount Charleston
CDP Clark
Nixon
North Las Vegas
City Clark
Orovada
Overton
Town Clark
Owyhee
Pahrump
Nye
Panaca
Paradise
Paradise Valley
Pioche
Primm
Clark
Rachel
Reno
City Washoe
Round Hill Village
Round Mountain
Sandy Valley
CDP Clark
Schurz
Searchlight
CDP Clark
Silver Peak
Silver City
Silver Springs
Sloan
CDP Clark
Smith
Spanish Springs
Sparks
City Washoe
Spring Creek
Spring Valley
CDP
Town Clark
Stateline
Summerlin South
CDP
Town Clark
Sun Valley
Sunrise Manor
CDP
Town Clark
Sutcliffe
Tonopah
Tuscarora
Verdi
Virginia City
Wadsworth
Wellington
Wells
West Wendover
Winnemucca
Whitney
CDP
Town Clark
Winchester
CDP
Town Clark
Yerington
Zephyr Cove
Nevada has a lot of beautiful scenery look here.
One thing you guys might know about Nevada, is Sarah Winnemucca. This is what the wikipedia says about her in the first paragraph, Sarah Winnemucca (born Thocmentony, Paiute: Shell Flower )which is now western Nevada… (ca. 1841 – October 17, 1891) was notable for being the first Native American woman known to secure a copyright and to publish in the English language. She was also known by her married name, Sarah Winnemucca Hopkins, under which she was published. Her book, Life Among the Paiutes: Their Wrongs and Claims, is an autobiographical account of her people during their first forty years of contact with explorers and settlers.
Sarah was a person of two worlds. At the time of her birth her people had only very limited contact with Euro-Americans; however she spent much of her adult life in white society. Like many people of two worlds, she may be judged harshly in both contexts. Many Paiutes view her as a collaborator who helped the U.S. Army kill her people. Modern historians view her book as an important primary source, but one that is deliberately misleading in many instances. Despite this, Sarah has received much positive attention recently for her activism. She was inducted into the Nevada Writers Hall of Fame in 1993, and in 2005 a statue of her was added to the National Statuary Hall Collection in the U.S. Capitol.
That says a lot about her. Sarah Winnemucca is very well known for bringing peace between Americans and Indians. Nevada is well known for her. Because she was born in what is now western Nevada. She is now in the Nevada hall of fame.
Nevada is apart of the Great Basin desert. You can see many miles of beautiful mountains, sagebrush, animals, and so much more!!! Nevada has one of the lowest average rainfalls out of the fifty states: nine inches. You may have heard the poem Mountains as Islands which says the following,
Mountains as Islands
Each range here is like a warship standing on its own, and the Great Basin is an ocean of loose sediment with these mountain ranges standing in it as if they were members of a fleet without precedent, assembled at Guam to assault Japan. Some of the ranges are forty miles long, others a hundred, a hundred and fifty. They point generally north. The basins that separate them-ten and fifteen miles wide-will run on for fifty, a hundred, two hundred and fifty miles with lone, daisy-petalled windmills standing over sage and wild rye. …Discounting the cry of the occasional bird, the wailing of a pack of coyotes, silence-a great spatial silence- is pure in the Basin and Range. It is a soundless immensity with mountains in it.
-John McPhee
Basin and Range, 1980
Is this and A paper????
I can't read it all, but from what I skimmed it seems like you're just bulleting. Try listing in more creative ways.
Reply:Okay, I have to admit, I got half way down..... skipped some, read some more... then skipped some.
Work on your orginization and grammar. Other than that, I can imagine writing about Nevada wasn't very exciting (As it wasn't very exciting for any of us to read) but Good Job!!
Reply:a report on nevada or something
Reply:To be honest, right now it is not a A paper. But it can be. Just a twiking with the words, spell check and a little bit more interesting facts about Neveda. right now it is a high C or Low B. depending on what grade your in.
Reply:This is a good paper, especially for 4th grade. But ways to improve would be to "shortlist" the points. I.E. cut down on the bullet points, and dont list them as bullet points. Explain them each in a sentence and explain about them.
Also, at the end end with "to conclude," or "in conclusion" and sum up the paper and the point you are making in writing the paper, and the most important bit of your conclusion, your opinion!
GOOD LUCK!
xx
Reply:You have a lot of spelling and grammar errors that would preclude you from getting an A. Also, this reads like you simply copied information from a bunch of books or from the Internet. Nothing original.
It's a weak C paper at best.
Reply:This paper has alot of interesting ideas, but you have to put them into complete thoughts. I just seems like a rumbling on of ideas. Make it more like a story. Choose some of the most important things that stood out to you and expound on them.
Reply:It just looks like random stats.. hard to read, very unorganized! %26gt;.%26lt;
Reply:I didn't read the whole thing but what I did read was actually pretty good! I really liked. I would grade it as a B or an A.
Reply:What grade is this for?
Reply:sorrry i fell asleep
Reply:You really need to find someone to edit this. There are typos, spelling mistakes, and grammatical errors everywhere. Here are a few things you should never do in formal writing.
-Use personal pronouns.
-Use multiple exclamation points.
-Use wikipedia as a source.
-Create lists of irrelevant information.
Reply:As a substitute I would think you have to do a bit more work.
Please specify why those people or places are important %26amp; what roles they did.
Reply:I thought it was a little labored. You have to lose yourself in the moment and loosen up.
Reply:I'm surprised you think someone would read that whole thing.
Reply:Based upon spelling, grammar, and sentence structure, I would have to say it is not going to get you an "A".
Reply:Good Job, it's really good. You could get an A- or an A on it. Depending on your teachers view. I would give you an A-.
If your in grade 7+ you will get something above 85% for sure
Reply:C- Try to pull your facts together a little more...
Reply:It would depend on the course and grade level. There is too much summary and not enough of your own analysis. Try breaking it up into more paragraphs, too.
Do not create such large lists, either. Good luck!
Reply:GOOD JOB ITS GREAT
What do u think this poem about????
My heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains
My sense, as though of hemlock I had drunk,
Or emptied some dull opiate to the drains
One minute past, and Lethe-wards had sunk:
'Tis not through envy of thy happy lot,
But being too happy in thine happiness, --
That thou, light-winged Dryad of the trees
In some melodious plot
Of beechen green, and shadows numberless,
Singest of summer in full-throated ease.
O, for a draught of vintage! that hath been
Cool'd a long age in the deep-delved earth,
Tasting of Flora and the country green,
Dance, and Proven?al song, and sunburnt mirth!
O for a beaker full of the warm South,
Full of the true, the blushful Hippocrene,
With beaded bubbles winking at the brim,
And purple-stained mouth;
That I might drink, and leave the world unseen,
And with thee fade away into the forest dim:
Fade far away, dissolve, and quite forget
What thou among the leaves hast never known,
The weariness, the fever, and the fret
Here, where men sit and hear each other groan;
Where palsy shakes a few, sad, last gray hairs,
Where youth grows pale, and spectre-thin, and dies;
Where but to think is to be full of sorrow
And leaden-eyed despairs,
Where Beauty cannot keep her lustrous eyes,
Or new Love pine at them beyond to-morrow.
Away! away! for I will fly to thee,
Not charioted by Bacchus and his pards,
But on the viewless wings of Poesy,
Though the dull brain perplexes and retards:
Already with thee! tender is the night,
And haply the Queen-Moon is on her throne,
Cluster'd around by all her starry Fays;
But here there is no light,
Save what from heaven is with the breezes blown
Through verdurous glooms and winding mossy ways.
I cannot see what flowers are at my feet,
Nor what soft incense hangs upon the boughs,
But, in embalmed darkness, guess each sweet
Wherewith the seasonable month endows
The grass, the thicket, and the fruit-tree wild;
White hawthorn, and the pastoral eglantine;
Fast fading violets cover'd up in leaves;
And mid-May's eldest child,
The coming musk-rose, full of dewy wine,
The murmurous haunt of flies on summer eves.
Darkling I listen; and, for many a time
I have been half in love with easeful Death,
Call'd him soft names in many a mused rhyme,
To take into the air my quiet breath;
Now more than ever seems it rich to die,
To cease upon the midnight with no pain,
While thou art pouring forth thy soul abroad
In such an ecstasy!
Still wouldst thou sing, and I have ears in vain --
To thy high requiem become a sod.
Thou wast not born for death, immortal Bird!
No hungry generations tread thee down;
The voice I hear this passing night was heard
In ancient days by emperor and clown:
Perhaps the self-same song that found a path
Through the sad heart of Ruth, when, sick for home,
She stood in tears amid the alien corn;
The same that oft-times hath
Charm'd magic casements, opening on the foam
Of perilous seas, in faery lands forlorn.
Forlorn! the very word is like a bell
To toll me back from thee to my sole self!
Adieu! the fancy cannot cheat so well
As she is fam'd to do, deceiving elf.
Adieu! adieu! thy plaintive anthem fades
Past the near meadows, over the still stream,
Up the hill-side; and now 'tis buried deep
In the next valley-glades:
Was it a vision, or a waking dream?
Fled is that music: -- Do I wake or sleep?
What do u think this poem about????
I am SO not ready to do homework! LOL
Reply:i think u have work hard to wright or find this poem .i think it is good but i like poem on living alone
Reply:that's a long poem man.
Reply:It sounds like the poem is talking about facing death, and the narrator is addressing a bird. The bird might be a nightingale, as in the Emperor's Nightingale by Hans Christian Andersen (see link below). In that story, the nightingale's song brings the emperor back from the brink of death. Then again, the bird might be a crow, a bird that has long been associated with death and dying.
choosing ice skates
My sense, as though of hemlock I had drunk,
Or emptied some dull opiate to the drains
One minute past, and Lethe-wards had sunk:
'Tis not through envy of thy happy lot,
But being too happy in thine happiness, --
That thou, light-winged Dryad of the trees
In some melodious plot
Of beechen green, and shadows numberless,
Singest of summer in full-throated ease.
O, for a draught of vintage! that hath been
Cool'd a long age in the deep-delved earth,
Tasting of Flora and the country green,
Dance, and Proven?al song, and sunburnt mirth!
O for a beaker full of the warm South,
Full of the true, the blushful Hippocrene,
With beaded bubbles winking at the brim,
And purple-stained mouth;
That I might drink, and leave the world unseen,
And with thee fade away into the forest dim:
Fade far away, dissolve, and quite forget
What thou among the leaves hast never known,
The weariness, the fever, and the fret
Here, where men sit and hear each other groan;
Where palsy shakes a few, sad, last gray hairs,
Where youth grows pale, and spectre-thin, and dies;
Where but to think is to be full of sorrow
And leaden-eyed despairs,
Where Beauty cannot keep her lustrous eyes,
Or new Love pine at them beyond to-morrow.
Away! away! for I will fly to thee,
Not charioted by Bacchus and his pards,
But on the viewless wings of Poesy,
Though the dull brain perplexes and retards:
Already with thee! tender is the night,
And haply the Queen-Moon is on her throne,
Cluster'd around by all her starry Fays;
But here there is no light,
Save what from heaven is with the breezes blown
Through verdurous glooms and winding mossy ways.
I cannot see what flowers are at my feet,
Nor what soft incense hangs upon the boughs,
But, in embalmed darkness, guess each sweet
Wherewith the seasonable month endows
The grass, the thicket, and the fruit-tree wild;
White hawthorn, and the pastoral eglantine;
Fast fading violets cover'd up in leaves;
And mid-May's eldest child,
The coming musk-rose, full of dewy wine,
The murmurous haunt of flies on summer eves.
Darkling I listen; and, for many a time
I have been half in love with easeful Death,
Call'd him soft names in many a mused rhyme,
To take into the air my quiet breath;
Now more than ever seems it rich to die,
To cease upon the midnight with no pain,
While thou art pouring forth thy soul abroad
In such an ecstasy!
Still wouldst thou sing, and I have ears in vain --
To thy high requiem become a sod.
Thou wast not born for death, immortal Bird!
No hungry generations tread thee down;
The voice I hear this passing night was heard
In ancient days by emperor and clown:
Perhaps the self-same song that found a path
Through the sad heart of Ruth, when, sick for home,
She stood in tears amid the alien corn;
The same that oft-times hath
Charm'd magic casements, opening on the foam
Of perilous seas, in faery lands forlorn.
Forlorn! the very word is like a bell
To toll me back from thee to my sole self!
Adieu! the fancy cannot cheat so well
As she is fam'd to do, deceiving elf.
Adieu! adieu! thy plaintive anthem fades
Past the near meadows, over the still stream,
Up the hill-side; and now 'tis buried deep
In the next valley-glades:
Was it a vision, or a waking dream?
Fled is that music: -- Do I wake or sleep?
What do u think this poem about????
I am SO not ready to do homework! LOL
Reply:i think u have work hard to wright or find this poem .i think it is good but i like poem on living alone
Reply:that's a long poem man.
Reply:It sounds like the poem is talking about facing death, and the narrator is addressing a bird. The bird might be a nightingale, as in the Emperor's Nightingale by Hans Christian Andersen (see link below). In that story, the nightingale's song brings the emperor back from the brink of death. Then again, the bird might be a crow, a bird that has long been associated with death and dying.
choosing ice skates
Is this marriage worth saving...is it worth another heartbreak?
My husband and I are highschool sweethearts and we have a lot of history...This is my second-his third... Recently, I found out that he has been cheating on me. Communicating with another female from the internet and he sent her flowers. When I confronted him with it he denied it. Then I found out that he cheated again with two more people (swingers). He denied as well (this has been happening for the past 3 months). I asked him to come clean, to tell me why? His answer was that I'm too good to do "bad", I don't seem like the type to be wild....I told him he should have asked me instead of going out of our marriage...He is not shy or embarrased--just one of those "bad boys" I like. We have talked, but I think he is just not interested any more.
We have a newborn and divorce is not an option. I don't know why he stays...I know not for the child...He says that he loves me, but his love is hurtful and harmful. I'm tired of the lies, cheating and God know what else. Is it worth it?
Is this marriage worth saving...is it worth another heartbreak?
he now sees u as a mom, not a sex object, seeing u as just someones mom, and not some erotic chic, he is immature, seeks passion, seeks the things u find in new relationships. no it isn't worth being hurt all the time, what he is seeking he can't get from u anymore. he wants a particular kind of woman. sometimes its best to end something like this, so u won't keep opening yourself up for heartache. he likes the feeling involved when he first meets other women,and how it makes him feel about himself, and with his hormones. he will keep doing it, as i think he may be addicted to the feeling he gets from someone new. its like a high we get when we first connect with a new partner, where we are so connected with that person, we can't really separate us from them. like the feeling an infant gets from it's first connection with it's mother. but unfortunatly it does end doesn't last forever, than he is out chasing someone new again. just how i see it.
Reply:He is staying because he can, you allow him to stay, and he can have you when he wants and others when he wants, What did you think, Bad Boys, did u actually think he would be faithful? Divorce is always an option, why stay in a relationship where your lied to, cheated on, and also disrespected? Is this the life you want? If not then u need to do something about it, Tell him to moe out or something along that road, Itsa hopeless marriege where he can have his cake and eat it to. He will keep going as long as he knows that he can do it. Its not worth the stress and headache and for the child , it will show the child thT ITS ok to treat women like that..
Reply:your marriage is too young to start goin through the rough times.i shouldnt be telling you to divorce him because you guys agreed for better or worse.believe me it isnt any easier to go through a divorce.you will come out with even more hurts and bitterness that would probably span a lifetime.
first of all find out what he wants from you,from the marriage.does he see you guys together,happy in say the next 29 years?
Reply:First he stays cause you put up with his crap. Second divorce is always an option, if this is his third marriage there is a reason for that. I you need to set a better example for your child and you should want better for your self. Why be a door mat? and risk getting an STD or worse.
Reply:he is not a "bad boy" he is not a good man and now you know that he will continue to be an unacceptable person do you want your child to see you degraded he/she will either grow up to think this is how it is suppose to be and the cycle will continue so if not for youself for your child get rid of the "bad boy" and find a great man
Reply:No it's not worth it. There are plenty of single moms who make life work out just fine. Make sure to take him to court for Child support.
Reply:If you stick it out you are in for a long hard road.
Don't go bad, don't compromise yourself. The minute you do, it can only get worse.
Reply:Divorce!!!!!
Reply:You say divorce is not an option. Well, wake up because it is an option.
Unless you can convince him to stop his sexual exploits outside the marriage relationship he will continue to do this type of activity.
It doesn't appear as if he has any problem with cheating in this marriage and thus will continue to do it.
Even if he was to quit doing it, you'd would always be mentally thinking (Is he cheating again).
Since he has cheated so often and lies about it. This marriage is already a failed marriage. Divorce is probably the answer, to your problems. Put him behind you as he's going to continue to bring misery to your life.
Divorce can be financially devasting to both parties. But finances and children should never be an excuse to stay in a failed marriage.
Reply:history is history,..people change and so are thier feelings..and its happening now,..if divorce is not an option,..are you willing to suffer more..from his lies and cheating on you..stay...and just hope for the impossible to happen,..but if think you dont desrve this relationship your into now,..leave him,you deserve a better person ,now that your a mom..
Reply:Only you can answer the question of whether this relationship is worth it or not. I am guessing since you are posting on yahoo you are feeling really really hurt and alone....having a newborn is a difficult enough change in itself without him doing this. Why do you believe divorce is not an option for you? I am also wondering why you are giving him all the choices and all the power. What do you want? Take his wants out of this and think about yourself and your child. He is already thinking about himself and his own needs. I guess it's OK to like bad boys and to be a bad boy ....but one day all boys grow up and become men and now he has a child and a wife he needs to start behaving like a man. Love does not cheat and lie but respects and cares....I am sorry to be so blunt.
Reply:You may be dealing with a man who has a Sexual Addiction.
I suggest that you get into counseling asap. Either with him or without him. I would also get tested for STD's.
I think he is trying to put it back on you because there are was to spice up your love life without having to go outside you marriage. Coward! Don't buy his manipulation! If he cant love you, then you must love you!
Reply:have a go at marriage counselling, if you don't want out then try and save it, if it doesn't work then start living for the baby that you have just had. YOU deserve to be haoppy too.
Reply:I agree with the other guys answer. It's time to let go. You have been trying to make him stop but he doesn't want to, so let him go, you can survive on your own.
Reply:You would want to raise your newborn with a father like that? OMG, are you just plain crazy to let him stay. Kick him the F out already... Holy Crap!
We have a newborn and divorce is not an option. I don't know why he stays...I know not for the child...He says that he loves me, but his love is hurtful and harmful. I'm tired of the lies, cheating and God know what else. Is it worth it?
Is this marriage worth saving...is it worth another heartbreak?
he now sees u as a mom, not a sex object, seeing u as just someones mom, and not some erotic chic, he is immature, seeks passion, seeks the things u find in new relationships. no it isn't worth being hurt all the time, what he is seeking he can't get from u anymore. he wants a particular kind of woman. sometimes its best to end something like this, so u won't keep opening yourself up for heartache. he likes the feeling involved when he first meets other women,and how it makes him feel about himself, and with his hormones. he will keep doing it, as i think he may be addicted to the feeling he gets from someone new. its like a high we get when we first connect with a new partner, where we are so connected with that person, we can't really separate us from them. like the feeling an infant gets from it's first connection with it's mother. but unfortunatly it does end doesn't last forever, than he is out chasing someone new again. just how i see it.
Reply:He is staying because he can, you allow him to stay, and he can have you when he wants and others when he wants, What did you think, Bad Boys, did u actually think he would be faithful? Divorce is always an option, why stay in a relationship where your lied to, cheated on, and also disrespected? Is this the life you want? If not then u need to do something about it, Tell him to moe out or something along that road, Itsa hopeless marriege where he can have his cake and eat it to. He will keep going as long as he knows that he can do it. Its not worth the stress and headache and for the child , it will show the child thT ITS ok to treat women like that..
Reply:your marriage is too young to start goin through the rough times.i shouldnt be telling you to divorce him because you guys agreed for better or worse.believe me it isnt any easier to go through a divorce.you will come out with even more hurts and bitterness that would probably span a lifetime.
first of all find out what he wants from you,from the marriage.does he see you guys together,happy in say the next 29 years?
Reply:First he stays cause you put up with his crap. Second divorce is always an option, if this is his third marriage there is a reason for that. I you need to set a better example for your child and you should want better for your self. Why be a door mat? and risk getting an STD or worse.
Reply:he is not a "bad boy" he is not a good man and now you know that he will continue to be an unacceptable person do you want your child to see you degraded he/she will either grow up to think this is how it is suppose to be and the cycle will continue so if not for youself for your child get rid of the "bad boy" and find a great man
Reply:No it's not worth it. There are plenty of single moms who make life work out just fine. Make sure to take him to court for Child support.
Reply:If you stick it out you are in for a long hard road.
Don't go bad, don't compromise yourself. The minute you do, it can only get worse.
Reply:Divorce!!!!!
Reply:You say divorce is not an option. Well, wake up because it is an option.
Unless you can convince him to stop his sexual exploits outside the marriage relationship he will continue to do this type of activity.
It doesn't appear as if he has any problem with cheating in this marriage and thus will continue to do it.
Even if he was to quit doing it, you'd would always be mentally thinking (Is he cheating again).
Since he has cheated so often and lies about it. This marriage is already a failed marriage. Divorce is probably the answer, to your problems. Put him behind you as he's going to continue to bring misery to your life.
Divorce can be financially devasting to both parties. But finances and children should never be an excuse to stay in a failed marriage.
Reply:history is history,..people change and so are thier feelings..and its happening now,..if divorce is not an option,..are you willing to suffer more..from his lies and cheating on you..stay...and just hope for the impossible to happen,..but if think you dont desrve this relationship your into now,..leave him,you deserve a better person ,now that your a mom..
Reply:Only you can answer the question of whether this relationship is worth it or not. I am guessing since you are posting on yahoo you are feeling really really hurt and alone....having a newborn is a difficult enough change in itself without him doing this. Why do you believe divorce is not an option for you? I am also wondering why you are giving him all the choices and all the power. What do you want? Take his wants out of this and think about yourself and your child. He is already thinking about himself and his own needs. I guess it's OK to like bad boys and to be a bad boy ....but one day all boys grow up and become men and now he has a child and a wife he needs to start behaving like a man. Love does not cheat and lie but respects and cares....I am sorry to be so blunt.
Reply:You may be dealing with a man who has a Sexual Addiction.
I suggest that you get into counseling asap. Either with him or without him. I would also get tested for STD's.
I think he is trying to put it back on you because there are was to spice up your love life without having to go outside you marriage. Coward! Don't buy his manipulation! If he cant love you, then you must love you!
Reply:have a go at marriage counselling, if you don't want out then try and save it, if it doesn't work then start living for the baby that you have just had. YOU deserve to be haoppy too.
Reply:I agree with the other guys answer. It's time to let go. You have been trying to make him stop but he doesn't want to, so let him go, you can survive on your own.
Reply:You would want to raise your newborn with a father like that? OMG, are you just plain crazy to let him stay. Kick him the F out already... Holy Crap!
Is this song Scottish or Irish?
1. Oh the Summer time is coming
And the trees are sweetly blooming
And the wild mountain thyme
All around the blooming heather
Will ye go lassie go........
And we'll al lgo together
To pull wild mountain thyme
From around the blooming heather
Will ye go lassie go
.
2. I will build my love a bower
Near yon pure crystal fountain
And on it I will pile
All the flowers of the mountain
Will ye go lassie go............
And we'll all go together
To pull wild mountain thyme
From around the blooming heather
Will ye go lassie go
.
3. If my true love she were gone
I will surely find no other
Where wild mountain thyme
All around the blooming heather
Will ye go lassie go...........
And we'll all go together
To pull wild mountain thyme
From around the blooming heather
Will ye go lassie go
Is this song Scottish or Irish?
it's scottish.
the title says it's irish music,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPcJL6wiA...
but the lyrics are scottish.
thier you go misty blue,
see you learn summit new everyday,
ye wee belter,lol
Reply:The original lyrics are scottish..from the 'tannahill weaver' himself..a contemporary of Burns and written in the true spirit of reverence for the love of a woman..the original melody is sadly lost now..but the recent Irish addition is no bad at a'!
For who owns a folksong?..you may as well covet a swallow!
Just think, a man and and his ladylove went to Balquidder Braes on a late summer's day in 1770 and he came down with this song in him..they are both gone to dust now..but the memory lives on in song!
Reply:It is scottish but sung a lot in Ireland.Usually sung by drunks 'cause it's easy to remember and everyone knows it.The Clancy Brothers made a good recording of it.
Reply:http://www.ireland-information.com/irish...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_Mounta...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Kbr6tUhD...
Reply:well all i know is the silencers sing it and the song was used in the Scottish tourist board TV ad. so i guess it's Scottish , nice tune aswell , it was on pure moods cd.
Reply:Frankie McPeake wrote the song in 1947.
The McPeake Family were a clan of folksingers from Northern Ireland.
http://www.richardandmimi.com/troubadour...
Reply:I'm Scottish so i've only ever thought of it as Scottish - i really don't know, but what i do know is Judy Collins sings the most beautiful version on you-tube. Well worth a listen : )
Reply:Mea culpa,not Scottish at all.It's an Ulster song by an Ulster man named McPeake.Written for his wife.
Reply:The Wild Mountain Thyme
I remember my parents had a record with Sir Harry Lauder singing that song.
from what i remember I would say its a Scottish song
Reply:"Wild Mountain Thyme" is a traditional Scottish folk song.
Reply:Never been to Ireland, but sure saw lots of heather in Scotland. It was 10 times prettier than anything I had ever imagined.
Reply:Scottish as are most of the songs that send shivers down your spine because they are wonderful. Now when I hear the bagpipes whoaaaaa bring them on.
Reply:It's more Scottish than that awful Maynards commercial they're re-showing on TV...
Reply:It's Irish--by Mcpeake Family.
Reply:'Lassie' sounds more Scottish; and there's not much heather in Ireland.
Reply:Irish lassie
Reply:Scottish
Reply:It's definitely a Gaelic style! I have a feeling it's Scottish.
Reply:Sounds sorta Celtic.
The lyrics make me cringe, though.
The world ain't a pretty place.
Reply:its gotta be scottish wentioning heather and lassie?
Reply:I don't know about the music. But the lyrics are by the Scottish poet Robert Tannahill. :-)
Reply:Shorin it musta be Scottish cause it as the woorrd lassie en it. I'd bot my plad shawl on it if I ad won.
Reply:Always thought that it was Scottish.
Reply:I am not a gambler Suzie - but if I had to bet on the answer I would say Scottish! Hugs CJ
Reply:I think it is Scottish with the Heather and Lassie's
Reply:scottish
Reply:Not sure but me thinks Scottish
And the trees are sweetly blooming
And the wild mountain thyme
All around the blooming heather
Will ye go lassie go........
And we'll al lgo together
To pull wild mountain thyme
From around the blooming heather
Will ye go lassie go
.
2. I will build my love a bower
Near yon pure crystal fountain
And on it I will pile
All the flowers of the mountain
Will ye go lassie go............
And we'll all go together
To pull wild mountain thyme
From around the blooming heather
Will ye go lassie go
.
3. If my true love she were gone
I will surely find no other
Where wild mountain thyme
All around the blooming heather
Will ye go lassie go...........
And we'll all go together
To pull wild mountain thyme
From around the blooming heather
Will ye go lassie go
Is this song Scottish or Irish?
it's scottish.
the title says it's irish music,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPcJL6wiA...
but the lyrics are scottish.
thier you go misty blue,
see you learn summit new everyday,
ye wee belter,lol
Reply:The original lyrics are scottish..from the 'tannahill weaver' himself..a contemporary of Burns and written in the true spirit of reverence for the love of a woman..the original melody is sadly lost now..but the recent Irish addition is no bad at a'!
For who owns a folksong?..you may as well covet a swallow!
Just think, a man and and his ladylove went to Balquidder Braes on a late summer's day in 1770 and he came down with this song in him..they are both gone to dust now..but the memory lives on in song!
Reply:It is scottish but sung a lot in Ireland.Usually sung by drunks 'cause it's easy to remember and everyone knows it.The Clancy Brothers made a good recording of it.
Reply:http://www.ireland-information.com/irish...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_Mounta...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Kbr6tUhD...
Reply:well all i know is the silencers sing it and the song was used in the Scottish tourist board TV ad. so i guess it's Scottish , nice tune aswell , it was on pure moods cd.
Reply:Frankie McPeake wrote the song in 1947.
The McPeake Family were a clan of folksingers from Northern Ireland.
http://www.richardandmimi.com/troubadour...
Reply:I'm Scottish so i've only ever thought of it as Scottish - i really don't know, but what i do know is Judy Collins sings the most beautiful version on you-tube. Well worth a listen : )
Reply:Mea culpa,not Scottish at all.It's an Ulster song by an Ulster man named McPeake.Written for his wife.
Reply:The Wild Mountain Thyme
I remember my parents had a record with Sir Harry Lauder singing that song.
from what i remember I would say its a Scottish song
Reply:"Wild Mountain Thyme" is a traditional Scottish folk song.
Reply:Never been to Ireland, but sure saw lots of heather in Scotland. It was 10 times prettier than anything I had ever imagined.
Reply:Scottish as are most of the songs that send shivers down your spine because they are wonderful. Now when I hear the bagpipes whoaaaaa bring them on.
Reply:It's more Scottish than that awful Maynards commercial they're re-showing on TV...
Reply:It's Irish--by Mcpeake Family.
Reply:'Lassie' sounds more Scottish; and there's not much heather in Ireland.
Reply:Irish lassie
Reply:Scottish
Reply:It's definitely a Gaelic style! I have a feeling it's Scottish.
Reply:Sounds sorta Celtic.
The lyrics make me cringe, though.
The world ain't a pretty place.
Reply:its gotta be scottish wentioning heather and lassie?
Reply:I don't know about the music. But the lyrics are by the Scottish poet Robert Tannahill. :-)
Reply:Shorin it musta be Scottish cause it as the woorrd lassie en it. I'd bot my plad shawl on it if I ad won.
Reply:Always thought that it was Scottish.
Reply:I am not a gambler Suzie - but if I had to bet on the answer I would say Scottish! Hugs CJ
Reply:I think it is Scottish with the Heather and Lassie's
Reply:scottish
Reply:Not sure but me thinks Scottish
Married girl only to answer please?
My wife of ten years used to be pretty wild in bed, but after she had our first child (there were some complications she thought she might loose the baby, but didn't )she just went off sex, we still do it a couple of times a week, but it's become sort of routine. I kmow things can slow down a bit after being married a while but this happened suddenly and her drive hasn't come back at all. I have tried everything, I think I'm quite thoughtfull, I pull my weight with chores around the house, bring her flowers cook her romantic meals, take her out (when we can get baby sitters) give her breaks from the kids regularly, run her hot baths with essential oils and candles....nothing works. I tried talking to her about it a few years ago but she thought I was critisizing her and became defensive so I dropped it. One other time she told me that she really loves me but prefers to cuddle up than have sex. everything else in our marriage is great but how can I get back the PASSION in our sex life.
Married girl only to answer please?
You have fallen into a routine- yes. Your wife might respond if you suggest taking salsa lessons together. Dancing together is the most basic form of flirting. The exercise will also increase her energy and hopefully desire for you.
Then take her on holiday to rustic Spain for some live salsa music.
If you are a man that thinks he can't dance, give it a go, it's all about learning routines - you will get it.
Good luck,
Jo
Reply:MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO FOR A HOLIDAY SOMEWHERE
SHE IS USING HER HORMONES ON THE KID
Reply:This may sound cliche...but have you tried therapy.
Simply talk to her. But more about the PASSION and not the sex part. You said you are still having it a couple nights week...but is she just not passionate...or not into it. Maybe she has something buried in the back of her mind that started when she was last pregnant. I don't know. I don't know. Don't let her get defensive. Stop her when she does. If she has no reason, she shouldn't be defensive. Does she have a reason to be defensive? A reason you may not know about.
She may have just lost her libido and it has nothing to do with you. But in that...it does have to do with you because your needs are not being met. Maybe she is unhappy with something. Sit her down and work through it...don't drop it because she may get defensive. You are not criticizing her and let her know that. Suggest therapy. And I only say that as it brings another perspective in and allows you 2 to talk about it with being defensive. Because if it turns into that...the root of it will try to be found and discussed.
Reply:i dont know how old you are and how old she but girls normaly reach thier sexual peak around 30 but it could be post pardom you can have that for a long time or she is just bord of you or maybe she is falling outta of love with you i couldent make love to my husband after we had two kids together and than everything went down hill from there we were together 13 years and when he touched me i felt a gross feeling he made my body crawl and then we started arguing all the time and then he punched me and broke my nose and then i left him i hope this helps and everything goes well with your relationship and you guys put your relationship back together
Reply:You sound like a great guy, every woman's dream, and I'm sure your wife loves you very much, it may be a hormone problem, maybe she should mention it to her doctor, be patient, try to understand.
Married girl only to answer please?
You have fallen into a routine- yes. Your wife might respond if you suggest taking salsa lessons together. Dancing together is the most basic form of flirting. The exercise will also increase her energy and hopefully desire for you.
Then take her on holiday to rustic Spain for some live salsa music.
If you are a man that thinks he can't dance, give it a go, it's all about learning routines - you will get it.
Good luck,
Jo
Reply:MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO FOR A HOLIDAY SOMEWHERE
SHE IS USING HER HORMONES ON THE KID
Reply:This may sound cliche...but have you tried therapy.
Simply talk to her. But more about the PASSION and not the sex part. You said you are still having it a couple nights week...but is she just not passionate...or not into it. Maybe she has something buried in the back of her mind that started when she was last pregnant. I don't know. I don't know. Don't let her get defensive. Stop her when she does. If she has no reason, she shouldn't be defensive. Does she have a reason to be defensive? A reason you may not know about.
She may have just lost her libido and it has nothing to do with you. But in that...it does have to do with you because your needs are not being met. Maybe she is unhappy with something. Sit her down and work through it...don't drop it because she may get defensive. You are not criticizing her and let her know that. Suggest therapy. And I only say that as it brings another perspective in and allows you 2 to talk about it with being defensive. Because if it turns into that...the root of it will try to be found and discussed.
Reply:i dont know how old you are and how old she but girls normaly reach thier sexual peak around 30 but it could be post pardom you can have that for a long time or she is just bord of you or maybe she is falling outta of love with you i couldent make love to my husband after we had two kids together and than everything went down hill from there we were together 13 years and when he touched me i felt a gross feeling he made my body crawl and then we started arguing all the time and then he punched me and broke my nose and then i left him i hope this helps and everything goes well with your relationship and you guys put your relationship back together
Reply:You sound like a great guy, every woman's dream, and I'm sure your wife loves you very much, it may be a hormone problem, maybe she should mention it to her doctor, be patient, try to understand.
Like my poem?
Wrote it in h.s.
Peter piper
Cat-nip queen
Super man, yellowed jelly beans
another song in such a dream
sounds afar...
The Mississipi Queen
Joker's wild, pickled pigs
life turns red, then yellow
and it's another Sunday
Old men lonely, singing a song
flowers fallen to the ground...
faded
Moon far away
Angels turning away
laughing as they pass by
and night turns into day
Eat and drink
live another day
just one more time before tommorrow
while you live today
Like my poem?
nice. speaks well of your observations of the flow of life.
Reply:sorry it was not my cup of tea, but I don't know much about poetry
Reply:Not really big on poetry
Reply:yes completely and utterly random
Reply:might be a better song than a poem, put some music to it, and hey most of the people on this shebang arent the most cultured of types, keep on rhymin but dont ask for the opion of the masses , they are always going to disappiont
Reply:no... next..!
Reply:Is that a serious poem? Is it comedy? If I were one of those guys who would sit around and click my fingers in a hippy bar I would (admittedly) forget to do that after your poem. You may think however that I did but no that would be the sound of my brain exploding and being sucked into the black hole in the time-space continuum that your poem created.
Reply:What the hell are pickled pigs? Other than that don't give up the day job.
skatesdermatologist
Peter piper
Cat-nip queen
Super man, yellowed jelly beans
another song in such a dream
sounds afar...
The Mississipi Queen
Joker's wild, pickled pigs
life turns red, then yellow
and it's another Sunday
Old men lonely, singing a song
flowers fallen to the ground...
faded
Moon far away
Angels turning away
laughing as they pass by
and night turns into day
Eat and drink
live another day
just one more time before tommorrow
while you live today
Like my poem?
nice. speaks well of your observations of the flow of life.
Reply:sorry it was not my cup of tea, but I don't know much about poetry
Reply:Not really big on poetry
Reply:yes completely and utterly random
Reply:might be a better song than a poem, put some music to it, and hey most of the people on this shebang arent the most cultured of types, keep on rhymin but dont ask for the opion of the masses , they are always going to disappiont
Reply:no... next..!
Reply:Is that a serious poem? Is it comedy? If I were one of those guys who would sit around and click my fingers in a hippy bar I would (admittedly) forget to do that after your poem. You may think however that I did but no that would be the sound of my brain exploding and being sucked into the black hole in the time-space continuum that your poem created.
Reply:What the hell are pickled pigs? Other than that don't give up the day job.
skates
Funny or not?
It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." "That's right" the boy said, "but how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said. The next pupil was the candy shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets." "That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher. The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?" With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"
Funny or not?
lmao of course. wicked...
Reply:well.....it gross but it made me giggle
Reply:A little dis"taste"ful, but very funny.
Reply:hahaha, thats really funny.
Reply:awww sweet
Reply:ha!ha! that was funny! but kinda sick.
Reply:magic :)
Reply:hehe
Reply:i was expecting another answer; gross but funny
Reply:when i read your post i am always laughing
Reply:LOL FUNNY yes, and so cute!
Reply:Great
Reply:yes lots better than the gas mask kid
Reply:lmao ew!!! that is so hilarious!!!!!!!! haha i sure didnt see that coming!!!!!!!! haha
Reply:lovely!!!...lol
Reply:now that was funny
Reply:yes its funny
Reply:Lol ...
Reply:Ha ha ha!!! I didn't even see it coming!
Good one - needed a laugh tonight :-)
Reply:oh well that sucks for the teacher.
funny.. thnks :)
Reply:lol liked it
Reply:hahaha........ nice going there....... thanks for create this joke....... didn't see that coming at all.........
Reply:Made me laugh. Nice one.
Reply:funny
Reply:wht a abusivly funny joke
way ta go!
200/10.
Reply:That's pretty funny =)
Reply:Sick but funny! 10/10!
Reply:made me laugh
Reply:Tasty!
Reply:ewwwwwwwwww! love it!
Reply:yuk yuk yuk yuk! Great joke, though! I am a total fan of your jokes!!!
Funny or not?
lmao of course. wicked...
Reply:well.....it gross but it made me giggle
Reply:A little dis"taste"ful, but very funny.
Reply:hahaha, thats really funny.
Reply:awww sweet
Reply:ha!ha! that was funny! but kinda sick.
Reply:magic :)
Reply:hehe
Reply:i was expecting another answer; gross but funny
Reply:when i read your post i am always laughing
Reply:LOL FUNNY yes, and so cute!
Reply:Great
Reply:yes lots better than the gas mask kid
Reply:lmao ew!!! that is so hilarious!!!!!!!! haha i sure didnt see that coming!!!!!!!! haha
Reply:lovely!!!...lol
Reply:now that was funny
Reply:yes its funny
Reply:Lol ...
Reply:Ha ha ha!!! I didn't even see it coming!
Good one - needed a laugh tonight :-)
Reply:oh well that sucks for the teacher.
funny.. thnks :)
Reply:lol liked it
Reply:hahaha........ nice going there....... thanks for create this joke....... didn't see that coming at all.........
Reply:Made me laugh. Nice one.
Reply:funny
Reply:wht a abusivly funny joke
way ta go!
200/10.
Reply:That's pretty funny =)
Reply:Sick but funny! 10/10!
Reply:made me laugh
Reply:Tasty!
Reply:ewwwwwwwwww! love it!
Reply:yuk yuk yuk yuk! Great joke, though! I am a total fan of your jokes!!!
The song i need mentions a girl who's meant to be free...?
and i think there's a field of some sort of flower and there's a guy who holds her back or something. she's a wild spirit or something and something...it was sung by a woman and i can't for the life of me remember anything else!!
The song i need mentions a girl who's meant to be free...?
Ruby Tuesday
Reply:Maybe "Hunter"-by Dido
The song i need mentions a girl who's meant to be free...?
Ruby Tuesday
Reply:Maybe "Hunter"-by Dido
25 years old and a still a damn virgin...?
I am so embarrassed to admit this, but I'm 25 and a virgin. I have had opportunites to have sex including one memorabe episode on an elevator. For whatever retarded reason, I am still "flowered". I now seriously want to have crazy, wild sex with my crush. How do I tell him? I don't know if I could take the rejection or him calling me a freak, yet I don't want to wait till he is "sliding in with difficulty" to let him find out. I need real suggestions here people. And I know already...what a loser?!?!
25 years old and a still a damn virgin...?
You should not be embarrassed at all about being a virgin at 25. That is a big turn on when a woman waits that long. And trust me, he won't call you a freak when you let him know you're ready to do the deed. Actually, if you start to get intimate with him, he will be turned on like you would not believe. Not too many men get a chance to have sex with a virgin. The next time you two are alone at his place or your place and you're getting physical, ask if he wants to go to the bedroom and when you get there, let him know you're a virgin, but also show him you are ready. Knowing he will be your first will definitely turn him on. Good Luck.
Reply:he'll be surprised ,when he gets his blood wings
Reply:That's a good thing now days!!! Not very many people are able to hold onto their innocence for that long. You should be commended for that. Well, if you're ready, then go for it!! If anything, your crush will be pleased to know that you're "untainted". I don't know why, but it seems to be a big deal about a guy being the first one to pop that cherry! Be warned, the first time is NOT what you think, so be prepared for that much at least. Now what are you waiting for?....get out there and lose that virginity!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:You're not a loser, not at all! Why is this the guy you want to give it to? If you're sure he is, just take off your shirt. Every single time, that'll do it. It's the easiest seduction. Just look at him, slowly remove it, then let the straps of your bra start to slide off....he'll be all over you!
Reply:If you're hot and still a virgin, you are not a loser.
On the other hand
If you are downright ugly and still a virgin at 33, (like Me), then you are total LOSER. Hence, I am a LOSER.
My advice: If it bothers you that you are still a virgin, then lose your virginity to a guy you really love. But make sure it's the right guy. good luck
Reply:Why are you embarrassed about being a virgin? I think it is great.
With all of the temptation you have had, and yet you resisted. This makes you a strong as well as highly intelligent woman, not to mention very sexy if I should dare say so.
What is it you are wanting to tell him, that you have never had sex or that you want to have sex with him?
If it is that you are a virgin, tell him you have saved yourself for a man like him at a time like this.
If it is that you want to have sex with him, invite him to your place and answer the door naked when he gets there, he'll get the picture.
Reply:What a fine, rare thing that is...it means you are among the few who dont consider sex as dating reciprocation...hang on to it til you're married, then you wont have a label tagged to you..hormones rage, but you have kept them in tow this long...a little longer wont matter...
Reply:Oh hun......that's sooooooo hot. 5 stars for you....I'm proud of ya!
Just tell him the truth!!!!!!!!!
Reply:don't EVER call yourself a loser. get that idea out of your head. i'm proud of you. it doesnt matter if you're still a virgin. what matters is your views and opinions. if the guy you like truly likes you, then he'll understand. good luck sweetie!
Reply:So I can be 5million years old and still be virgin and i would wait tell marriage and if you are embarrassed to tell your crush than your not ready you don't what him to go around saying your a whore or something like that and what if he is dating someone and you don't know about it you don't what to have an odd moment do you so wait because you don't know what he says behind your back do you and he problem don't know so don't go that way.
Reply:why do you want to have sex now once you give it away you cant give it back. If you really want hhim and you think he going to call you a freak then let im find out on his on. But why would you wan to be with a man that thinks your a freak cause you haven't had sex.
Reply:You're not a loser. You have self-control, something 90% of users on here don't have at all. Than you for not being a statistic.
Reply:Your not a loser I wish I was a virgin hehe Seriously sex brings different kinds of complications but I get your point first of all dont show that "embarrased" attitude, second don′t push just let it happen and when it is about to happen you tell him in a nice way saying that you are ready to do it and that he shouldn′t feel any compromise with it afterwards, that′s all. But honey let me tell u something for sure an elevator is not exactly the right place for a first time.!
Reply:You're not a loser and i can guarantee he will feel the same way i do. ..Heres a little secret.. most guys would rather hear you're a virgin or that you've only been with a couple of guys compared the double digits most girls your age have been with.
Just tell him.. he won't be mad, but he may be nervous and ask you if you're sure you feel you're ready to lose your virginity.
Reply:I think you are silly for calling yourself a loser! What if you had sex in the elevator and not finished in time-or got a disease or got pregnant! You would be better off to wait and have sex with someone you love! What age you are does not matter!
Reply:don't be embarrassed it nothing to be embarrassed about hell I'm 26 and only been with one man and he is my husband but I'm trying to say is if you want to sleep with somebody that is not your love or your man will you be able to take it when you see him with other girl the next nite and will your friendship still be the same your not a loser that is a real good thing to be so if you can wait till you found the right one and trust me it will be wroth it or maybe if you and your friend can hookup and work yourself into it maybe then but just wait
25 years old and a still a damn virgin...?
You should not be embarrassed at all about being a virgin at 25. That is a big turn on when a woman waits that long. And trust me, he won't call you a freak when you let him know you're ready to do the deed. Actually, if you start to get intimate with him, he will be turned on like you would not believe. Not too many men get a chance to have sex with a virgin. The next time you two are alone at his place or your place and you're getting physical, ask if he wants to go to the bedroom and when you get there, let him know you're a virgin, but also show him you are ready. Knowing he will be your first will definitely turn him on. Good Luck.
Reply:he'll be surprised ,when he gets his blood wings
Reply:That's a good thing now days!!! Not very many people are able to hold onto their innocence for that long. You should be commended for that. Well, if you're ready, then go for it!! If anything, your crush will be pleased to know that you're "untainted". I don't know why, but it seems to be a big deal about a guy being the first one to pop that cherry! Be warned, the first time is NOT what you think, so be prepared for that much at least. Now what are you waiting for?....get out there and lose that virginity!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:You're not a loser, not at all! Why is this the guy you want to give it to? If you're sure he is, just take off your shirt. Every single time, that'll do it. It's the easiest seduction. Just look at him, slowly remove it, then let the straps of your bra start to slide off....he'll be all over you!
Reply:If you're hot and still a virgin, you are not a loser.
On the other hand
If you are downright ugly and still a virgin at 33, (like Me), then you are total LOSER. Hence, I am a LOSER.
My advice: If it bothers you that you are still a virgin, then lose your virginity to a guy you really love. But make sure it's the right guy. good luck
Reply:Why are you embarrassed about being a virgin? I think it is great.
With all of the temptation you have had, and yet you resisted. This makes you a strong as well as highly intelligent woman, not to mention very sexy if I should dare say so.
What is it you are wanting to tell him, that you have never had sex or that you want to have sex with him?
If it is that you are a virgin, tell him you have saved yourself for a man like him at a time like this.
If it is that you want to have sex with him, invite him to your place and answer the door naked when he gets there, he'll get the picture.
Reply:What a fine, rare thing that is...it means you are among the few who dont consider sex as dating reciprocation...hang on to it til you're married, then you wont have a label tagged to you..hormones rage, but you have kept them in tow this long...a little longer wont matter...
Reply:Oh hun......that's sooooooo hot. 5 stars for you....I'm proud of ya!
Just tell him the truth!!!!!!!!!
Reply:don't EVER call yourself a loser. get that idea out of your head. i'm proud of you. it doesnt matter if you're still a virgin. what matters is your views and opinions. if the guy you like truly likes you, then he'll understand. good luck sweetie!
Reply:So I can be 5million years old and still be virgin and i would wait tell marriage and if you are embarrassed to tell your crush than your not ready you don't what him to go around saying your a whore or something like that and what if he is dating someone and you don't know about it you don't what to have an odd moment do you so wait because you don't know what he says behind your back do you and he problem don't know so don't go that way.
Reply:why do you want to have sex now once you give it away you cant give it back. If you really want hhim and you think he going to call you a freak then let im find out on his on. But why would you wan to be with a man that thinks your a freak cause you haven't had sex.
Reply:You're not a loser. You have self-control, something 90% of users on here don't have at all. Than you for not being a statistic.
Reply:Your not a loser I wish I was a virgin hehe Seriously sex brings different kinds of complications but I get your point first of all dont show that "embarrased" attitude, second don′t push just let it happen and when it is about to happen you tell him in a nice way saying that you are ready to do it and that he shouldn′t feel any compromise with it afterwards, that′s all. But honey let me tell u something for sure an elevator is not exactly the right place for a first time.!
Reply:You're not a loser and i can guarantee he will feel the same way i do. ..Heres a little secret.. most guys would rather hear you're a virgin or that you've only been with a couple of guys compared the double digits most girls your age have been with.
Just tell him.. he won't be mad, but he may be nervous and ask you if you're sure you feel you're ready to lose your virginity.
Reply:I think you are silly for calling yourself a loser! What if you had sex in the elevator and not finished in time-or got a disease or got pregnant! You would be better off to wait and have sex with someone you love! What age you are does not matter!
Reply:don't be embarrassed it nothing to be embarrassed about hell I'm 26 and only been with one man and he is my husband but I'm trying to say is if you want to sleep with somebody that is not your love or your man will you be able to take it when you see him with other girl the next nite and will your friendship still be the same your not a loser that is a real good thing to be so if you can wait till you found the right one and trust me it will be wroth it or maybe if you and your friend can hookup and work yourself into it maybe then but just wait
Midsummer night's dream-shakespear help... this guy sucks at english help understanding?
can anyone give me a modernized version of these lines in the play mid summer nights dream?? tell me what they are saying in a more modernized version of english please.
PUCK
How now, spirit! whither wander you?
Fairy
Over hill, over dale,
Thorough bush, thorough brier,
Over park, over pale,
Thorough flood, thorough fire,
I do wander everywhere,
Swifter than the moon's sphere;
And I serve the fairy queen,
To dew her orbs upon the green.
The cowslips tall her pensioners be:
In their gold coats spots you see;
Those be rubies, fairy favours,
In those freckles live their savours:
I must go seek some dewdrops here
And hang a pearl in every cowslip's ear.
Farewell, thou lob of spirits; I'll be gone:
Our queen and all our elves come here anon.
PUCK
The king doth keep his revels here to-night:
Take heed the queen come not within his sight;
For Oberon is passing fell and wrath,
Because that she as her attendant hath
A lovely boy, stolen from an Indian king;
She never had so sweet a changeling;
And jealous Oberon would have the child
Knight of his train, to trace the forests wild;
But she perforce withholds the loved boy,
Crowns him with flowers and makes him all her joy:
And now they never meet in grove or green,
By fountain clear, or spangled starlight sheen,
But, they do square, that all their elves for fear
Creep into acorn-cups and hide them there.
Midsummer night's dream-shakespear help... this guy sucks at english help understanding?
aaahhh go so sparknotes.com and into the no fear shakespeare they have every single one of his plays translated im useing it on this story right now
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PUCK
How now, spirit! whither wander you?
Fairy
Over hill, over dale,
Thorough bush, thorough brier,
Over park, over pale,
Thorough flood, thorough fire,
I do wander everywhere,
Swifter than the moon's sphere;
And I serve the fairy queen,
To dew her orbs upon the green.
The cowslips tall her pensioners be:
In their gold coats spots you see;
Those be rubies, fairy favours,
In those freckles live their savours:
I must go seek some dewdrops here
And hang a pearl in every cowslip's ear.
Farewell, thou lob of spirits; I'll be gone:
Our queen and all our elves come here anon.
PUCK
The king doth keep his revels here to-night:
Take heed the queen come not within his sight;
For Oberon is passing fell and wrath,
Because that she as her attendant hath
A lovely boy, stolen from an Indian king;
She never had so sweet a changeling;
And jealous Oberon would have the child
Knight of his train, to trace the forests wild;
But she perforce withholds the loved boy,
Crowns him with flowers and makes him all her joy:
And now they never meet in grove or green,
By fountain clear, or spangled starlight sheen,
But, they do square, that all their elves for fear
Creep into acorn-cups and hide them there.
Midsummer night's dream-shakespear help... this guy sucks at english help understanding?
aaahhh go so sparknotes.com and into the no fear shakespeare they have every single one of his plays translated im useing it on this story right now
Nintendo Wii
Help what do i do?
theres this girl and shes cute and kind and also weird sometimes but i like that too hehe. she doesnt know how amazing she is cuz other ppl were mean to her b4 but i know its cuz theyre jealous of the most beautiful flower of all the field! growing wild and beautiful! =D and she likes me too and we mustve shared a million secrets and promises with each other. i dunno what to say when shes sad and i want her to be happy and when im lonely i think about her. but i know shes going to break my heart=[. i dont think she really likes me like i like her even tho she says she does but then she always tells me about this stuff and even yesterday she told me shell go out to a movie with this boy this weekend = [. she knows i like her so it must mean either shes either doing it on purpose or she just doesnt care =/. shes so amazing to me and i want her to be happy but i dont want to be sad either!! so what do i do =[? should i stop talking to her and move on before its too late?
Help what do i do?
i have the same probelm with the girl im "seeing/dating"
and im not open at all... so jsut askign advice from my closest friends is hard too, but i did so.. and they say that for it to work you gotta have the same effort on both sides.
Like my situation.. i would go great lenths for this girl and i have, but she tells me she likes me but does nothing to show it. while here im telling her how great she is and so on, but i never get the same attention back. I dont know wether im not trying hard enough or not, or if she doesnt like me and she is just elling she does to not hurt my feelings.... and all this waiting is killing me really...
i have the theory that she isnt ready for a relationship, and that she might just be looking for something short term with no label (not neccasarly benefits and stuff), part of my theory is that until she figures out what she wants shes expecting me to wait... which im willing to do, but some of my friends tell me that i shouldnt, that it isnt right of her to just hope that ill be here no matter what...
i see where my friends are coming from.. but yet, i dont know what to do, im generaly a nice guy, so i dont know how to tell her that i need a truthfull answer on how she feels
Reply:Well, whatever you do, don't give up on her. If you really like her that much then she is not worth loosing.
Reply:make it really clear how you feel about her. tell her what you wrote her. you have nothing to lose :D
Reply:even though you probably don't want me of all people answering this question, it was to hard to resist.
no no no!
did you NOT get my offline messages?
i told catherine i WOULDN'T go! and she likes him and now they are like going out NOT "me" and him but catherine and him!
babe no, i sent you an entire novel on how i feel about you that took me like an hour to write after we talked. either you didn't get it or you don't care. i have thought of like 3 different ways i can actually see you. of course not this summer but next summer :\ even though thats an entire year away, of course if your still up for it haha.
im sorry.
btw. theres no way possible for me to "break your heart". unless i went bi, changed my name to melon, and started dating emma (which would never happen, ever) there is no one. seriously, c'mon what do you think? im going to find some amazingly awesome guy that even compares to you ... at the grocery store? lol.
i answered this question before you posted this.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?...
but if you feel that way just promise me if you do decide to stop talking to me you will at least warn me somehow and don't just stop all contact. dont ignore me either you are driving me crazy.
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Help what do i do?
i have the same probelm with the girl im "seeing/dating"
and im not open at all... so jsut askign advice from my closest friends is hard too, but i did so.. and they say that for it to work you gotta have the same effort on both sides.
Like my situation.. i would go great lenths for this girl and i have, but she tells me she likes me but does nothing to show it. while here im telling her how great she is and so on, but i never get the same attention back. I dont know wether im not trying hard enough or not, or if she doesnt like me and she is just elling she does to not hurt my feelings.... and all this waiting is killing me really...
i have the theory that she isnt ready for a relationship, and that she might just be looking for something short term with no label (not neccasarly benefits and stuff), part of my theory is that until she figures out what she wants shes expecting me to wait... which im willing to do, but some of my friends tell me that i shouldnt, that it isnt right of her to just hope that ill be here no matter what...
i see where my friends are coming from.. but yet, i dont know what to do, im generaly a nice guy, so i dont know how to tell her that i need a truthfull answer on how she feels
Reply:Well, whatever you do, don't give up on her. If you really like her that much then she is not worth loosing.
Reply:make it really clear how you feel about her. tell her what you wrote her. you have nothing to lose :D
Reply:even though you probably don't want me of all people answering this question, it was to hard to resist.
no no no!
did you NOT get my offline messages?
i told catherine i WOULDN'T go! and she likes him and now they are like going out NOT "me" and him but catherine and him!
babe no, i sent you an entire novel on how i feel about you that took me like an hour to write after we talked. either you didn't get it or you don't care. i have thought of like 3 different ways i can actually see you. of course not this summer but next summer :\ even though thats an entire year away, of course if your still up for it haha.
im sorry.
btw. theres no way possible for me to "break your heart". unless i went bi, changed my name to melon, and started dating emma (which would never happen, ever) there is no one. seriously, c'mon what do you think? im going to find some amazingly awesome guy that even compares to you ... at the grocery store? lol.
i answered this question before you posted this.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?...
but if you feel that way just promise me if you do decide to stop talking to me you will at least warn me somehow and don't just stop all contact. dont ignore me either you are driving me crazy.
A2 Law question-Theft scenarios. Homework Help?
What offences, if any have been committed in the Emmerdale department store?
(a) Zack borrows an electric drill for the weekend without telling his supervisor. He returns the drill, with the motor burnt out.
(b) Lisa, a cleaner of low intelligence, finds a diamond ring in the ladies toilet. She keeps the ring. When discovered, she says she did not realise that it would be possible to find the owner.
(c) Marlon, the flower department manager, picks daffodils growing wild in nearby woods. He sells them in the store and keeps the proceeds.
(d) Debbie, a customer in the food department, takes a number of items and places them into a basket provided by the store. She then takes a tin of salmon and places it in her pocket. She pays for the items in the basket, but not the salmon.
Complete a plan for each scenario, then write one scenario in essay format.
Which one should I do in essay format?
A2 Law question-Theft scenarios. Homework Help?
A) Misdemeanor vandalism and burglary.
B)Petty Theft, unless the ring was over $500.00.
C)Embezzlement.
D)Shoplifting, Petty Theft.
(a) Zack borrows an electric drill for the weekend without telling his supervisor. He returns the drill, with the motor burnt out.
(b) Lisa, a cleaner of low intelligence, finds a diamond ring in the ladies toilet. She keeps the ring. When discovered, she says she did not realise that it would be possible to find the owner.
(c) Marlon, the flower department manager, picks daffodils growing wild in nearby woods. He sells them in the store and keeps the proceeds.
(d) Debbie, a customer in the food department, takes a number of items and places them into a basket provided by the store. She then takes a tin of salmon and places it in her pocket. She pays for the items in the basket, but not the salmon.
Complete a plan for each scenario, then write one scenario in essay format.
Which one should I do in essay format?
A2 Law question-Theft scenarios. Homework Help?
A) Misdemeanor vandalism and burglary.
B)Petty Theft, unless the ring was over $500.00.
C)Embezzlement.
D)Shoplifting, Petty Theft.
Romeo and Juliet?
In the first 21 lines of this scene(Act 5 Scene 3), Shakespeare portrays Paris in such a way that the audience can't halp but be reminded of Romeo in the first scene of the play. What similarities do you see?
Act 5, Scene 3
SCENE III. A churchyard; in it a tomb belonging to the Capulets.
Enter PARIS, and his Page bearing flowers and a torch
PARIS
Give me thy torch, boy: hence, and stand aloof:
Yet put it out, for I would not be seen.
Under yond yew-trees lay thee all along,
Holding thine ear close to the hollow ground;
So shall no foot upon the churchyard tread,
Being loose, unfirm, with digging up of graves,
But thou shalt hear it: whistle then to me,
As signal that thou hear'st something approach.
Give me those flowers. Do as I bid thee, go.
PAGE
[Aside] I am almost afraid to stand alone
Here in the churchyard; yet I will adventure.
Retires
PARIS
Sweet flower, with flowers thy bridal bed I strew,--
O woe! thy canopy is dust and stones;--
Which with sweet water nightly I will dew,
Or, wanting that, with tears distill'd by moans:
The obsequies that I for thee will keep
Nightly shall be to strew thy grave and weep.
The Page whistles
The boy gives warning something doth approach.
What cursed foot wanders this way to-night,
To cross my obsequies and true love's rite?
What with a torch! muffle me, night, awhile.
Retires
Enter ROMEO and BALTHASAR, with a torch, mattock, %26amp; c
ROMEO
Give me that mattock and the wrenching iron.
Hold, take this letter; early in the morning
See thou deliver it to my lord and father.
Give me the light: upon thy life, I charge thee,
Whate'er thou hear'st or seest, stand all aloof,
And do not interrupt me in my course.
Why I descend into this bed of death,
Is partly to behold my lady's face;
But chiefly to take thence from her dead finger
A precious ring, a ring that I must use
In dear employment: therefore hence, be gone:
But if thou, jealous, dost return to pry
In what I further shall intend to do,
By heaven, I will tear thee joint by joint
And strew this hungry churchyard with thy limbs:
The time and my intents are savage-wild,
More fierce and more inexorable far
Than empty tigers or the roaring sea.
BALTHASAR
I will be gone, sir, and not trouble you.
ROMEO
So shalt thou show me friendship. Take thou that:
Live, and be prosperous: and farewell, good fellow.
BALTHASAR
[Aside] For all this same, I'll hide me hereabout:
His looks I fear, and his intents I doubt.
Retires
ROMEO
Thou detestable maw, thou womb of death,
Gorged with the dearest morsel of the earth,
Thus I enforce thy rotten jaws to open,
And, in despite, I'll cram thee with more food!
Opens the tomb
PARIS
This is that banish'd haughty Montague,
That murder'd my love's cousin, with which grief,
It is supposed, the fair creature died;
And here is come to do some villanous shame
To the dead bodies: I will apprehend him.
Comes forward
Stop thy unhallow'd toil, vile Montague!
Can vengeance be pursued further than death?
Condemned villain, I do apprehend thee:
Obey, and go with me; for thou must die.
ROMEO
I must indeed; and therefore came I hither.
Good gentle youth, tempt not a desperate man;
Fly hence, and leave me: think upon these gone;
Let them affright thee. I beseech thee, youth,
Put not another sin upon my head,
By urging me to fury: O, be gone!
By heaven, I love thee better than myself;
For I come hither arm'd against myself:
Stay not, be gone; live, and hereafter say,
A madman's mercy bade thee run away.
PARIS
I do defy thy conjurations,
And apprehend thee for a felon here.
ROMEO
Wilt thou provoke me? then have at thee, boy!
They fight
PAGE
O Lord, they fight! I will go call the watch.
Exit
PARIS
O, I am slain!
Falls
If thou be merciful,
Open the tomb, lay me with Juliet.
Dies
ROMEO
In faith, I will. Let me peruse this face.
Mercutio's kinsman, noble County Paris!
What said my man, when my betossed soul
Did not attend him as we rode? I think
He told me Paris should have married Juliet:
Said he not so? or did I dream it so?
Or am I mad, hearing him talk of Juliet,
To think it was so? O, give me thy hand,
One writ with me in sour misfortune's book!
I'll bury thee in a triumphant grave;
A grave? O no! a lantern, slaughter'd youth,
For here lies Juliet, and her beauty makes
This vault a feasting presence full of light.
Death, lie thou there, by a dead man interr'd.
Laying PARIS in the tomb
How oft when men are at the point of death
Have they been merry! which their keepers call
A lightning before death: O, how may I
Call this a lightning? O my love! my wife!
Death, that hath suck'd the honey of thy breath,
Hath had no power yet upon thy beauty:
Thou art not conquer'd; beauty's ensign yet
Is crimson in thy lips and in thy cheeks,
And death's pale flag is not advanced there.
Tybalt, liest thou there in thy bloody sheet?
O, what more favour can I do to thee,
Than with that hand that cut thy youth in twain
To sunder his that was thine enemy?
Forgive me, cousin! Ah, dear Juliet,
Why art thou yet so fair? shall I believe
That unsubstantial death is amorous,
And that the lean abhorred monster keeps
Thee here in dark to be his paramour?
For fear of that, I still will stay with thee;
And never from this palace of dim night
Depart again: here, here will I remain
With worms that are thy chamber-maids; O, here
Will I set up my everlasting rest,
And shake the yoke of inauspicious stars
From this world-wearied flesh. Eyes, look your last!
Arms, take your last embrace! and, lips, O you
The doors of breath, seal with a righteous kiss
A dateless bargain to engrossing death!
Come, bitter conduct, come, unsavoury guide!
Thou desperate pilot, now at once run on
The dashing rocks thy sea-sick weary bark!
Here's to my love!
Drinks
O true apothecary!
Thy drugs are quick. Thus with a kiss I die.
Dies
Enter, at the other end of the churchyard, FRIAR LAURENCE, with a lantern, crow, and spade
FRIAR LAURENCE
Saint Francis be my speed! how oft to-night
Have my old feet stumbled at graves! Who's there?
BALTHASAR
Here's one, a friend, and one that knows you well.
FRIAR LAURENCE
Bliss be upon you! Tell me, good my friend,
What torch is yond, that vainly lends his light
To grubs and eyeless skulls? as I discern,
It burneth in the Capel's monument.
BALTHASAR
It doth so, holy sir; and there's my master,
One that you love.
FRIAR LAURENCE
Who is it?
BALTHASAR
Romeo.
FRIAR LAURENCE
How long hath he been there?
BALTHASAR
Full half an hour.
FRIAR LAURENCE
Go with me to the vault.
BALTHASAR
I dare not, sir
My master knows not but I am gone hence;
And fearfully did menace me with death,
If I did stay to look on his intents.
FRIAR LAURENCE
Stay, then; I'll go alone. Fear comes upon me:
O, much I fear some ill unlucky thing.
BALTHASAR
As I did sleep under this yew-tree here,
I dreamt my master and another fought,
And that my master slew him.
FRIAR LAURENCE
Romeo!
Advances
Alack, alack, what blood is this, which stains
The stony entrance of this sepulchre?
What mean these masterless and gory swords
To lie discolour'd by this place of peace?
Enters the tomb
Romeo! O, pale! Who else? what, Paris too?
And steep'd in blood? Ah, what an unkind hour
Is guilty of this lamentable chance!
The lady stirs.
JULIET wakes
JULIET
O comfortable friar! where is my lord?
I do remember well where I should be,
And there I am. Where is my Romeo?
Noise within
FRIAR LAURENCE
I hear some noise. Lady, come from that nest
Of death, contagion, and unnatural sleep:
A greater power than we can contradict
Hath thwarted our intents. Come, come away.
Thy husband in thy bosom there lies dead;
And Paris too. Come, I'll dispose of thee
Among a sisterhood of holy nuns:
Stay not to question, for the watch is coming;
Come, go, good Juliet,
Noise again
I dare no longer stay.
JULIET
Go, get thee hence, for I will not away.
Exit FRIAR LAURENCE
What's here? a cup, closed in my true love's hand?
Poison, I see, hath been his timeless end:
O churl! drunk all, and left no friendly drop
To help me after? I will kiss thy lips;
Haply some poison yet doth hang on them,
To make die with a restorative.
Kisses him
Thy lips are warm.
First Watchman
[Within] Lead, boy: which way?
JULIET
Yea, noise? then I'll be brief. O happy dagger!
Snatching ROMEO's dagger
This is thy sheath;
Stabs herself
there rust, and let me die.
Falls on ROMEO's body, and dies
Enter Watch, with the Page of PARIS
PAGE
This is the place; there, where the torch doth burn.
First Watchman
The ground is bloody; search about the churchyard:
Go, some of you, whoe'er you find attach.
Pitiful sight! here lies the county slain,
And Juliet bleeding, warm, and newly dead,
Who here hath lain these two days buried.
Go, tell the prince: run to the Capulets:
Raise up the Montagues: some others search:
We see the ground whereon these woes do lie;
But the true ground of all these piteous woes
We cannot without circumstance descry.
Re-enter some of the Watch, with BALTHASAR
Second Watchman
Here's Romeo's man; we found him in the churchyard.
First Watchman
Hold him in safety, till the prince come hither.
Re-enter others of the Watch, with FRIAR LAURENCE
Third Watchman
Here is a friar, that trembles, sighs and weeps:
We took this mattock and this spade from him,
As he was coming from this churchyard side.
First Watchman
A great suspicion: stay the friar too.
Enter the PRINCE and Attendants
PRINCE
What misadventure is so early up,
That calls our person from our morning's rest?
Enter CAPULET, LADY CAPULET, and others
CAPULET
What should it be, that they so shriek abroad?
LADY CAPULET
The people in the street cry Romeo,
Some Juliet, and some Paris; and all run,
With open outcry toward our monument.
PRINCE
What fear is this which startles in our ears?
First Watchman
Sovereign, here lies the County Paris slain;
And Romeo dead; and Juliet, dead before,
Warm and new kill'd.
PRINCE
Search, seek, and know how this foul murder comes.
First Watchman
Here is a friar, and slaughter'd Romeo's man;
With instruments upon them, fit to open
These dead men's tombs.
CAPULET
O heavens! O wife, look how our daughter bleeds!
This dagger hath mista'en--for, lo, his house
Is empty on the back of Montague,--
And it mis-sheathed in my daughter's bosom!
LADY CAPULET
O me! this sight of death is as a bell,
That warns my old age to a sepulchre.
Enter MONTAGUE and others
PRINCE
Come, Montague; for thou art early up,
To see thy son and heir more early down.
MONTAGUE
Alas, my liege, my wife is dead to-night;
Grief of my son's exile hath stopp'd her breath:
What further woe conspires against mine age?
PRINCE
Look, and thou shalt see.
MONTAGUE
O thou untaught! what manners is in this?
To press before thy father to a grave?
PRINCE
Seal up the mouth of outrage for a while,
Till we can clear these ambiguities,
And know their spring, their head, their
true descent;
And then will I be general of your woes,
And lead you even to death: meantime forbear,
And let mischance be slave to patience.
Bring forth the parties of suspicion.
FRIAR LAURENCE
I am the greatest, able to do least,
Yet most suspected, as the time and place
Doth make against me of this direful murder;
And here I stand, both to impeach and purge
Myself condemned and myself excused.
PRINCE
Then say at once what thou dost know in this.
FRIAR LAURENCE
I will be brief, for my short date of breath
Is not so long as is a tedious tale.
Romeo, there dead, was husband to that Juliet;
And she, there dead, that Romeo's faithful wife:
I married them; and their stol'n marriage-day
Was Tybalt's dooms-day, whose untimely death
Banish'd the new-made bridegroom from the city,
For whom, and not for Tybalt, Juliet pined.
You, to remove that siege of grief from her,
Betroth'd and would have married her perforce
To County Paris: then comes she to me,
And, with wild looks, bid me devise some mean
To rid her from this second marriage,
Or in my cell there would she kill herself.
Then gave I her, so tutor'd by my art,
A sleeping potion; which so took effect
As I intended, for it wrought on her
The form of death: meantime I writ to Romeo,
That he should hither come as this dire night,
To help to take her from her borrow'd grave,
Being the time the potion's force should cease.
But he which bore my letter, Friar John,
Was stay'd by accident, and yesternight
Return'd my letter back. Then all alone
At the prefixed hour of her waking,
Came I to take her from her kindred's vault;
Meaning to keep her closely at my cell,
Till I conveniently could send to Romeo:
But when I came, some minute ere the time
Of her awaking, here untimely lay
The noble Paris and true Romeo dead.
She wakes; and I entreated her come forth,
And bear this work of heaven with patience:
But then a noise did scare me from the tomb;
And she, too desperate, would not go with me,
But, as it seems, did violence on herself.
All this I know; and to the marriage
Her nurse is privy: and, if aught in this
Miscarried by my fault, let my old life
Be sacrificed, some hour before his time,
Unto the rigour of severest law.
PRINCE
We still have known thee for a holy man.
Where's Romeo's man? what can he say in this?
BALTHASAR
I brought my master news of Juliet's death;
And then in post he came from Mantua
To this same place, to this same monument.
This letter he early bid me give his father,
And threatened me with death, going in the vault,
I departed not and left him there.
PRINCE
Give me the letter; I will look on it.
Where is the county's page, that raised the watch?
Sirrah, what made your master in this place?
PAGE
He came with flowers to strew his lady's grave;
And bid me stand aloof, and so I did:
Anon comes one with light to ope the tomb;
And by and by my master drew on him;
And then I ran away to call the watch.
PRINCE
This letter doth make good the friar's words,
Their course of love, the tidings of her death:
And here he writes that he did buy a poison
Of a poor 'pothecary, and therewithal
Came to this vault to die, and lie with Juliet.
Where be these enemies? Capulet! Montague!
See, what a scourge is laid upon your hate,
That heaven finds means to kill your joys with love.
And I for winking at your discords too
Have lost a brace of kinsmen: all are punish'd.
CAPULET
O brother Montague, give me thy hand:
This is my daughter's jointure, for no more
Can I demand.
MONTAGUE
But I can give thee more:
For I will raise her statue in pure gold;
That while Verona by that name is known,
There shall no figure at such rate be set
As that of true and faithful Juliet.
CAPULET
As rich shall Romeo's by his lady's lie;
Poor sacrifices of our enmity!
PRINCE
A glooming peace this morning with it brings;
The sun, for sorrow, will not show his head:
Go hence, to have more talk of these sad things;
Some shall be pardon'd, and some punished:
For never was a story of more woe
Than this of Juliet and her Romeo.
Romeo and Juliet?
In the first act, it is Romeo who is out every night grieving for a woman who did not love him (Rosaline); in the last act, it is Paris grieving for Juliet, who didn't love him any more than Rosaline loved Romeo.
Reply:it's a nice play
Reply:yes i agree since the story goes around in a circle. Romeo started out sad and became happy, but then he became sad again.
Act 5, Scene 3
SCENE III. A churchyard; in it a tomb belonging to the Capulets.
Enter PARIS, and his Page bearing flowers and a torch
PARIS
Give me thy torch, boy: hence, and stand aloof:
Yet put it out, for I would not be seen.
Under yond yew-trees lay thee all along,
Holding thine ear close to the hollow ground;
So shall no foot upon the churchyard tread,
Being loose, unfirm, with digging up of graves,
But thou shalt hear it: whistle then to me,
As signal that thou hear'st something approach.
Give me those flowers. Do as I bid thee, go.
PAGE
[Aside] I am almost afraid to stand alone
Here in the churchyard; yet I will adventure.
Retires
PARIS
Sweet flower, with flowers thy bridal bed I strew,--
O woe! thy canopy is dust and stones;--
Which with sweet water nightly I will dew,
Or, wanting that, with tears distill'd by moans:
The obsequies that I for thee will keep
Nightly shall be to strew thy grave and weep.
The Page whistles
The boy gives warning something doth approach.
What cursed foot wanders this way to-night,
To cross my obsequies and true love's rite?
What with a torch! muffle me, night, awhile.
Retires
Enter ROMEO and BALTHASAR, with a torch, mattock, %26amp; c
ROMEO
Give me that mattock and the wrenching iron.
Hold, take this letter; early in the morning
See thou deliver it to my lord and father.
Give me the light: upon thy life, I charge thee,
Whate'er thou hear'st or seest, stand all aloof,
And do not interrupt me in my course.
Why I descend into this bed of death,
Is partly to behold my lady's face;
But chiefly to take thence from her dead finger
A precious ring, a ring that I must use
In dear employment: therefore hence, be gone:
But if thou, jealous, dost return to pry
In what I further shall intend to do,
By heaven, I will tear thee joint by joint
And strew this hungry churchyard with thy limbs:
The time and my intents are savage-wild,
More fierce and more inexorable far
Than empty tigers or the roaring sea.
BALTHASAR
I will be gone, sir, and not trouble you.
ROMEO
So shalt thou show me friendship. Take thou that:
Live, and be prosperous: and farewell, good fellow.
BALTHASAR
[Aside] For all this same, I'll hide me hereabout:
His looks I fear, and his intents I doubt.
Retires
ROMEO
Thou detestable maw, thou womb of death,
Gorged with the dearest morsel of the earth,
Thus I enforce thy rotten jaws to open,
And, in despite, I'll cram thee with more food!
Opens the tomb
PARIS
This is that banish'd haughty Montague,
That murder'd my love's cousin, with which grief,
It is supposed, the fair creature died;
And here is come to do some villanous shame
To the dead bodies: I will apprehend him.
Comes forward
Stop thy unhallow'd toil, vile Montague!
Can vengeance be pursued further than death?
Condemned villain, I do apprehend thee:
Obey, and go with me; for thou must die.
ROMEO
I must indeed; and therefore came I hither.
Good gentle youth, tempt not a desperate man;
Fly hence, and leave me: think upon these gone;
Let them affright thee. I beseech thee, youth,
Put not another sin upon my head,
By urging me to fury: O, be gone!
By heaven, I love thee better than myself;
For I come hither arm'd against myself:
Stay not, be gone; live, and hereafter say,
A madman's mercy bade thee run away.
PARIS
I do defy thy conjurations,
And apprehend thee for a felon here.
ROMEO
Wilt thou provoke me? then have at thee, boy!
They fight
PAGE
O Lord, they fight! I will go call the watch.
Exit
PARIS
O, I am slain!
Falls
If thou be merciful,
Open the tomb, lay me with Juliet.
Dies
ROMEO
In faith, I will. Let me peruse this face.
Mercutio's kinsman, noble County Paris!
What said my man, when my betossed soul
Did not attend him as we rode? I think
He told me Paris should have married Juliet:
Said he not so? or did I dream it so?
Or am I mad, hearing him talk of Juliet,
To think it was so? O, give me thy hand,
One writ with me in sour misfortune's book!
I'll bury thee in a triumphant grave;
A grave? O no! a lantern, slaughter'd youth,
For here lies Juliet, and her beauty makes
This vault a feasting presence full of light.
Death, lie thou there, by a dead man interr'd.
Laying PARIS in the tomb
How oft when men are at the point of death
Have they been merry! which their keepers call
A lightning before death: O, how may I
Call this a lightning? O my love! my wife!
Death, that hath suck'd the honey of thy breath,
Hath had no power yet upon thy beauty:
Thou art not conquer'd; beauty's ensign yet
Is crimson in thy lips and in thy cheeks,
And death's pale flag is not advanced there.
Tybalt, liest thou there in thy bloody sheet?
O, what more favour can I do to thee,
Than with that hand that cut thy youth in twain
To sunder his that was thine enemy?
Forgive me, cousin! Ah, dear Juliet,
Why art thou yet so fair? shall I believe
That unsubstantial death is amorous,
And that the lean abhorred monster keeps
Thee here in dark to be his paramour?
For fear of that, I still will stay with thee;
And never from this palace of dim night
Depart again: here, here will I remain
With worms that are thy chamber-maids; O, here
Will I set up my everlasting rest,
And shake the yoke of inauspicious stars
From this world-wearied flesh. Eyes, look your last!
Arms, take your last embrace! and, lips, O you
The doors of breath, seal with a righteous kiss
A dateless bargain to engrossing death!
Come, bitter conduct, come, unsavoury guide!
Thou desperate pilot, now at once run on
The dashing rocks thy sea-sick weary bark!
Here's to my love!
Drinks
O true apothecary!
Thy drugs are quick. Thus with a kiss I die.
Dies
Enter, at the other end of the churchyard, FRIAR LAURENCE, with a lantern, crow, and spade
FRIAR LAURENCE
Saint Francis be my speed! how oft to-night
Have my old feet stumbled at graves! Who's there?
BALTHASAR
Here's one, a friend, and one that knows you well.
FRIAR LAURENCE
Bliss be upon you! Tell me, good my friend,
What torch is yond, that vainly lends his light
To grubs and eyeless skulls? as I discern,
It burneth in the Capel's monument.
BALTHASAR
It doth so, holy sir; and there's my master,
One that you love.
FRIAR LAURENCE
Who is it?
BALTHASAR
Romeo.
FRIAR LAURENCE
How long hath he been there?
BALTHASAR
Full half an hour.
FRIAR LAURENCE
Go with me to the vault.
BALTHASAR
I dare not, sir
My master knows not but I am gone hence;
And fearfully did menace me with death,
If I did stay to look on his intents.
FRIAR LAURENCE
Stay, then; I'll go alone. Fear comes upon me:
O, much I fear some ill unlucky thing.
BALTHASAR
As I did sleep under this yew-tree here,
I dreamt my master and another fought,
And that my master slew him.
FRIAR LAURENCE
Romeo!
Advances
Alack, alack, what blood is this, which stains
The stony entrance of this sepulchre?
What mean these masterless and gory swords
To lie discolour'd by this place of peace?
Enters the tomb
Romeo! O, pale! Who else? what, Paris too?
And steep'd in blood? Ah, what an unkind hour
Is guilty of this lamentable chance!
The lady stirs.
JULIET wakes
JULIET
O comfortable friar! where is my lord?
I do remember well where I should be,
And there I am. Where is my Romeo?
Noise within
FRIAR LAURENCE
I hear some noise. Lady, come from that nest
Of death, contagion, and unnatural sleep:
A greater power than we can contradict
Hath thwarted our intents. Come, come away.
Thy husband in thy bosom there lies dead;
And Paris too. Come, I'll dispose of thee
Among a sisterhood of holy nuns:
Stay not to question, for the watch is coming;
Come, go, good Juliet,
Noise again
I dare no longer stay.
JULIET
Go, get thee hence, for I will not away.
Exit FRIAR LAURENCE
What's here? a cup, closed in my true love's hand?
Poison, I see, hath been his timeless end:
O churl! drunk all, and left no friendly drop
To help me after? I will kiss thy lips;
Haply some poison yet doth hang on them,
To make die with a restorative.
Kisses him
Thy lips are warm.
First Watchman
[Within] Lead, boy: which way?
JULIET
Yea, noise? then I'll be brief. O happy dagger!
Snatching ROMEO's dagger
This is thy sheath;
Stabs herself
there rust, and let me die.
Falls on ROMEO's body, and dies
Enter Watch, with the Page of PARIS
PAGE
This is the place; there, where the torch doth burn.
First Watchman
The ground is bloody; search about the churchyard:
Go, some of you, whoe'er you find attach.
Pitiful sight! here lies the county slain,
And Juliet bleeding, warm, and newly dead,
Who here hath lain these two days buried.
Go, tell the prince: run to the Capulets:
Raise up the Montagues: some others search:
We see the ground whereon these woes do lie;
But the true ground of all these piteous woes
We cannot without circumstance descry.
Re-enter some of the Watch, with BALTHASAR
Second Watchman
Here's Romeo's man; we found him in the churchyard.
First Watchman
Hold him in safety, till the prince come hither.
Re-enter others of the Watch, with FRIAR LAURENCE
Third Watchman
Here is a friar, that trembles, sighs and weeps:
We took this mattock and this spade from him,
As he was coming from this churchyard side.
First Watchman
A great suspicion: stay the friar too.
Enter the PRINCE and Attendants
PRINCE
What misadventure is so early up,
That calls our person from our morning's rest?
Enter CAPULET, LADY CAPULET, and others
CAPULET
What should it be, that they so shriek abroad?
LADY CAPULET
The people in the street cry Romeo,
Some Juliet, and some Paris; and all run,
With open outcry toward our monument.
PRINCE
What fear is this which startles in our ears?
First Watchman
Sovereign, here lies the County Paris slain;
And Romeo dead; and Juliet, dead before,
Warm and new kill'd.
PRINCE
Search, seek, and know how this foul murder comes.
First Watchman
Here is a friar, and slaughter'd Romeo's man;
With instruments upon them, fit to open
These dead men's tombs.
CAPULET
O heavens! O wife, look how our daughter bleeds!
This dagger hath mista'en--for, lo, his house
Is empty on the back of Montague,--
And it mis-sheathed in my daughter's bosom!
LADY CAPULET
O me! this sight of death is as a bell,
That warns my old age to a sepulchre.
Enter MONTAGUE and others
PRINCE
Come, Montague; for thou art early up,
To see thy son and heir more early down.
MONTAGUE
Alas, my liege, my wife is dead to-night;
Grief of my son's exile hath stopp'd her breath:
What further woe conspires against mine age?
PRINCE
Look, and thou shalt see.
MONTAGUE
O thou untaught! what manners is in this?
To press before thy father to a grave?
PRINCE
Seal up the mouth of outrage for a while,
Till we can clear these ambiguities,
And know their spring, their head, their
true descent;
And then will I be general of your woes,
And lead you even to death: meantime forbear,
And let mischance be slave to patience.
Bring forth the parties of suspicion.
FRIAR LAURENCE
I am the greatest, able to do least,
Yet most suspected, as the time and place
Doth make against me of this direful murder;
And here I stand, both to impeach and purge
Myself condemned and myself excused.
PRINCE
Then say at once what thou dost know in this.
FRIAR LAURENCE
I will be brief, for my short date of breath
Is not so long as is a tedious tale.
Romeo, there dead, was husband to that Juliet;
And she, there dead, that Romeo's faithful wife:
I married them; and their stol'n marriage-day
Was Tybalt's dooms-day, whose untimely death
Banish'd the new-made bridegroom from the city,
For whom, and not for Tybalt, Juliet pined.
You, to remove that siege of grief from her,
Betroth'd and would have married her perforce
To County Paris: then comes she to me,
And, with wild looks, bid me devise some mean
To rid her from this second marriage,
Or in my cell there would she kill herself.
Then gave I her, so tutor'd by my art,
A sleeping potion; which so took effect
As I intended, for it wrought on her
The form of death: meantime I writ to Romeo,
That he should hither come as this dire night,
To help to take her from her borrow'd grave,
Being the time the potion's force should cease.
But he which bore my letter, Friar John,
Was stay'd by accident, and yesternight
Return'd my letter back. Then all alone
At the prefixed hour of her waking,
Came I to take her from her kindred's vault;
Meaning to keep her closely at my cell,
Till I conveniently could send to Romeo:
But when I came, some minute ere the time
Of her awaking, here untimely lay
The noble Paris and true Romeo dead.
She wakes; and I entreated her come forth,
And bear this work of heaven with patience:
But then a noise did scare me from the tomb;
And she, too desperate, would not go with me,
But, as it seems, did violence on herself.
All this I know; and to the marriage
Her nurse is privy: and, if aught in this
Miscarried by my fault, let my old life
Be sacrificed, some hour before his time,
Unto the rigour of severest law.
PRINCE
We still have known thee for a holy man.
Where's Romeo's man? what can he say in this?
BALTHASAR
I brought my master news of Juliet's death;
And then in post he came from Mantua
To this same place, to this same monument.
This letter he early bid me give his father,
And threatened me with death, going in the vault,
I departed not and left him there.
PRINCE
Give me the letter; I will look on it.
Where is the county's page, that raised the watch?
Sirrah, what made your master in this place?
PAGE
He came with flowers to strew his lady's grave;
And bid me stand aloof, and so I did:
Anon comes one with light to ope the tomb;
And by and by my master drew on him;
And then I ran away to call the watch.
PRINCE
This letter doth make good the friar's words,
Their course of love, the tidings of her death:
And here he writes that he did buy a poison
Of a poor 'pothecary, and therewithal
Came to this vault to die, and lie with Juliet.
Where be these enemies? Capulet! Montague!
See, what a scourge is laid upon your hate,
That heaven finds means to kill your joys with love.
And I for winking at your discords too
Have lost a brace of kinsmen: all are punish'd.
CAPULET
O brother Montague, give me thy hand:
This is my daughter's jointure, for no more
Can I demand.
MONTAGUE
But I can give thee more:
For I will raise her statue in pure gold;
That while Verona by that name is known,
There shall no figure at such rate be set
As that of true and faithful Juliet.
CAPULET
As rich shall Romeo's by his lady's lie;
Poor sacrifices of our enmity!
PRINCE
A glooming peace this morning with it brings;
The sun, for sorrow, will not show his head:
Go hence, to have more talk of these sad things;
Some shall be pardon'd, and some punished:
For never was a story of more woe
Than this of Juliet and her Romeo.
Romeo and Juliet?
In the first act, it is Romeo who is out every night grieving for a woman who did not love him (Rosaline); in the last act, it is Paris grieving for Juliet, who didn't love him any more than Rosaline loved Romeo.
Reply:it's a nice play
Reply:yes i agree since the story goes around in a circle. Romeo started out sad and became happy, but then he became sad again.
FUN SURVEY, find out what type you are :P?
Answer the following questions and then read about your type.
1. You are not a parrot, you have your own point of view.
Yes....... go to number 2
No....... go to number 8
2.You prefer a star-shaped to a heart-shaped necklace.
Yes....... go to number 3
No....... go to number 9
3. You are not interested in dolls or robots.
Yes.......go to number 4
No....... go to number 11
4.You have little interest in Chinese traditional clothing.
Yes....... go to number 5
No....... go to number 11
5. You have red clothing in your wardrobe
Yes....... go to number 6
No....... go to number 12
6. You would like to apply for a job which requires experience.
Yes....... go to number 7
No....... go to number 13
7. Your friends like to get along with you because you are a reliable person.
Yes.......Type A
No....... Type B
8. You have short hair.
Yes.......go to number 2
No........go to number 15
9. You think your skin complexion is not fair enough.
Yes....... go to number 3
No.......go to number 16
10. Which kind of flowers do you like most?
A. sunflower .......number 14
B. wild chrysanthemum.......number 11
11. You are a conscientious student/employee.
Yes.......go to number 5
No.......go to number 17
12. You have no interest in crafts recently.
Yes....... go to number 6
No.......go to number 18
13. You are an easygoing and friendly person.
Yes....... go to number 7
No.......go to number 19
14. You don't mind sleeping together with a group of people of the opposite sex on the same bed.
Yes....... Type A
No.......go to number 20
15. You would choose sports as your major extra-curricular activities.
Yes.......go to number 9
No.......go to number 21
16. You are fond of math and science subjects.
Yes....... go to number 10
No.......go to number 22
17. You like orange more than red.
Yes....... go to number 12
No.......go to number 24
18. You like mountains more than oceans.
Yes.......go to number 13
No.......go to number 25
19. Whenever someone is better than you at something, you get irritated and uncomfortable.
Yes.......go to number 14
No.......go to number 26
20. You don't mind talking and laughing loudly in the public.
Yes.......Type B
No....... Type C
21. You always tidy up your own room.
Yes.......go to number 16
No.......go to number 28
22. You like watching TV programs related to sports.
Yes....... go to number 23
No.......go to number 29
23. You think pure friendship cannot exist in between opposite sexes.
Yes....... go to number 10
No.......go to number 17
24. You would like to learn cooking.
Yes....... go to number 18
No.......go to number 31
25. You have a lot of interest in the "internet".
Yes....... go to number 19
No.......go to number 32
26. What kind of persons do you favor most?
A. Sporty..................go to number 20
B. Mature..................go to number 39
27. You would like to wear clothes which are specially designed to impress others.
Yes.......Type B
No.......Type D
28. You like dogs more than cats.
Yes.......go to number 22
No.......go to number 34
29. You usually carry perfume when you go out.
Yes.......go to number 30
No.......go to number 35
30. You like the moon more than sun.
Yes....... go to number 23
No.......go to number 24
31. You change your hair style frequently.
Yes....... go to number 25
No.......go to number 37
32. Serving others make you busy.
Yes.......go to number 26
No.......go to number 38
33. Your hair is always untidy.
Yes....... Type C
No.......go to number 27
34. You are afraid of cooking.
Yes.......go to number 29
No.......go to number 35
35. You have quite a lot of ornaments.
Yes.......go to number 36
No.......go to number 37
36. You like shopping during holidays.
Yes....... go to number 37
No.......go to number 31
37. You will go and take a portrait in the future.
Yes.......go to number 32
No.......go to number 38
38. You are not fussy about the pattern and cut of your underwear.
Yes....... go to number 39
No.......go to number 40
39. You have no interest in crafts making.
Yes....... go to number 27
No.......go to number 33
40. You follow the fashion trend on clothes.
Yes.......Type C
No.......Type D
FUN SURVEY, find out what type you are :P?
I'm D.
Oh there are 4 types. Didn't see that.
Reply:Cool im type d
Reply:how right?
interesting man!
Reply:Says i'm type a and it's all true what it says
Reply:Wow am type D - charming heheh am glad i read this loooong question that it worths ....
Get a star Babez
Reply:my type is A
nice discovery buddy
star for you
Reply:Type A with a little bit of B thrown in for good luck
Reply:1. You are not a parrot, you have your own point of view.
Yes....... go to number 2
No....... go to number 8
YES
2.You prefer a star-shaped to a heart-shaped necklace.
Yes....... go to number 3
No....... go to number 9
YES
3. You are not interested in dolls or robots.
Yes.......go to number 4
No....... go to number 11
YES
4.You have little interest in Chinese traditional clothing.
Yes....... go to number 5
No....... go to number 11
YES
5. You have red clothing in your wardrobe
Yes....... go to number 6
No....... go to number 12
NO
6. You would like to apply for a job which requires experience.
Yes....... go to number 7
No....... go to number 13
NO
7. Your friends like to get along with you because you are a reliable person.
Yes.......Type A
No....... Type B
YES
8. You have short hair.
Yes.......go to number 2
No........go to number 15
NO
9. You think your skin complexion is not fair enough.
Yes....... go to number 3
No.......go to number 16
NO
10. Which kind of flowers do you like most?
A. sunflower .......number 14
B. wild chrysanthemum.......number 11
A
11. You are a conscientious student/employee.
Yes.......go to number 5
No.......go to number 17
YES
12. You have no interest in crafts recently.
Yes....... go to number 6
No.......go to number 18
YES
13. You are an easygoing and friendly person.
Yes....... go to number 7
No.......go to number 19
YES
14. You don't mind sleeping together with a group of people of the opposite sex on the same bed.
Yes....... Type A
No.......go to number 20
YES
15. You would choose sports as your major extra-curricular activities.
Yes.......go to number 9
No.......go to number 21
YES
16. You are fond of math and science subjects.
Yes....... go to number 10
No.......go to number 22
NO
17. You like orange more than red.
Yes....... go to number 12
No.......go to number 24
YES
18. You like mountains more than oceans.
Yes.......go to number 13
No.......go to number 25
NO
19. Whenever someone is better than you at something, you get irritated and uncomfortable.
Yes.......go to number 14
No.......go to number 26
NO
20. You don't mind talking and laughing loudly in the public.
Yes.......Type B
No....... Type C
YES
21. You always tidy up your own room.
Yes.......go to number 16
No.......go to number 28
YES
22. You like watching TV programs related to sports.
Yes....... go to number 23
No.......go to number 29
NO
23. You think pure friendship cannot exist in between opposite sexes.
Yes....... go to number 10
No.......go to number 17
NO
24. You would like to learn cooking.
Yes....... go to number 18
No.......go to number 31
YES
25. You have a lot of interest in the "internet".
Yes....... go to number 19
No.......go to number 32
YES
26. What kind of persons do you favor most?
A. Sporty..................go to number 20
B. Mature..................go to number 39
B
27. You would like to wear clothes which are specially designed to impress others.
Yes.......Type B
No.......Type D
NO
28. You like dogs more than cats.
Yes.......go to number 22
No.......go to number 34
YES
29. You usually carry perfume when you go out.
Yes.......go to number 30
No.......go to number 35
NO
30. You like the moon more than sun.
Yes....... go to number 23
No.......go to number 24
YES
31. You change your hair style frequently.
Yes....... go to number 25
No.......go to number 37
NO
32. Serving others make you busy.
Yes.......go to number 26
No.......go to number 38
YES
33. Your hair is always untidy.
Yes....... Type C
No.......go to number 27
NO
34. You are afraid of cooking.
Yes.......go to number 29
No.......go to number 35
NO
35. You have quite a lot of ornaments.
Yes.......go to number 36
No.......go to number 37
YES
36. You like shopping during holidays.
Yes....... go to number 37
No.......go to number 31
NO
37. You will go and take a portrait in the future.
Yes.......go to number 32
No.......go to number 38
NO
38. You are not fussy about the pattern and cut of your underwear.
Yes....... go to number 39
No.......go to number 40
YES
39. You have no interest in crafts making.
Yes....... go to number 27
No.......go to number 33
YES
40. You follow the fashion trend on clothes.
Yes.......Type C
No.......Type D
NO
Reply:D and I don't believe compliments.
Reply:Long but cute. Im type D
Reply:i m f type C n my sis f A :D
Reply:type B
Reply:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
Reply:ok I am charming now what???????
Reply:Cool survey :) lol
Im type D
Reply:i was type c ......... hehe. but i dunnoo
Reply:Type C:
I don't favor marriage as stated in the description of type c's. %26gt;_%26gt;
DOG
1. You are not a parrot, you have your own point of view.
Yes....... go to number 2
No....... go to number 8
2.You prefer a star-shaped to a heart-shaped necklace.
Yes....... go to number 3
No....... go to number 9
3. You are not interested in dolls or robots.
Yes.......go to number 4
No....... go to number 11
4.You have little interest in Chinese traditional clothing.
Yes....... go to number 5
No....... go to number 11
5. You have red clothing in your wardrobe
Yes....... go to number 6
No....... go to number 12
6. You would like to apply for a job which requires experience.
Yes....... go to number 7
No....... go to number 13
7. Your friends like to get along with you because you are a reliable person.
Yes.......Type A
No....... Type B
8. You have short hair.
Yes.......go to number 2
No........go to number 15
9. You think your skin complexion is not fair enough.
Yes....... go to number 3
No.......go to number 16
10. Which kind of flowers do you like most?
A. sunflower .......number 14
B. wild chrysanthemum.......number 11
11. You are a conscientious student/employee.
Yes.......go to number 5
No.......go to number 17
12. You have no interest in crafts recently.
Yes....... go to number 6
No.......go to number 18
13. You are an easygoing and friendly person.
Yes....... go to number 7
No.......go to number 19
14. You don't mind sleeping together with a group of people of the opposite sex on the same bed.
Yes....... Type A
No.......go to number 20
15. You would choose sports as your major extra-curricular activities.
Yes.......go to number 9
No.......go to number 21
16. You are fond of math and science subjects.
Yes....... go to number 10
No.......go to number 22
17. You like orange more than red.
Yes....... go to number 12
No.......go to number 24
18. You like mountains more than oceans.
Yes.......go to number 13
No.......go to number 25
19. Whenever someone is better than you at something, you get irritated and uncomfortable.
Yes.......go to number 14
No.......go to number 26
20. You don't mind talking and laughing loudly in the public.
Yes.......Type B
No....... Type C
21. You always tidy up your own room.
Yes.......go to number 16
No.......go to number 28
22. You like watching TV programs related to sports.
Yes....... go to number 23
No.......go to number 29
23. You think pure friendship cannot exist in between opposite sexes.
Yes....... go to number 10
No.......go to number 17
24. You would like to learn cooking.
Yes....... go to number 18
No.......go to number 31
25. You have a lot of interest in the "internet".
Yes....... go to number 19
No.......go to number 32
26. What kind of persons do you favor most?
A. Sporty..................go to number 20
B. Mature..................go to number 39
27. You would like to wear clothes which are specially designed to impress others.
Yes.......Type B
No.......Type D
28. You like dogs more than cats.
Yes.......go to number 22
No.......go to number 34
29. You usually carry perfume when you go out.
Yes.......go to number 30
No.......go to number 35
30. You like the moon more than sun.
Yes....... go to number 23
No.......go to number 24
31. You change your hair style frequently.
Yes....... go to number 25
No.......go to number 37
32. Serving others make you busy.
Yes.......go to number 26
No.......go to number 38
33. Your hair is always untidy.
Yes....... Type C
No.......go to number 27
34. You are afraid of cooking.
Yes.......go to number 29
No.......go to number 35
35. You have quite a lot of ornaments.
Yes.......go to number 36
No.......go to number 37
36. You like shopping during holidays.
Yes....... go to number 37
No.......go to number 31
37. You will go and take a portrait in the future.
Yes.......go to number 32
No.......go to number 38
38. You are not fussy about the pattern and cut of your underwear.
Yes....... go to number 39
No.......go to number 40
39. You have no interest in crafts making.
Yes....... go to number 27
No.......go to number 33
40. You follow the fashion trend on clothes.
Yes.......Type C
No.......Type D
FUN SURVEY, find out what type you are :P?
I'm D.
Oh there are 4 types. Didn't see that.
Reply:Cool im type d
Reply:how right?
interesting man!
Reply:Says i'm type a and it's all true what it says
Reply:Wow am type D - charming heheh am glad i read this loooong question that it worths ....
Get a star Babez
Reply:my type is A
nice discovery buddy
star for you
Reply:Type A with a little bit of B thrown in for good luck
Reply:1. You are not a parrot, you have your own point of view.
Yes....... go to number 2
No....... go to number 8
YES
2.You prefer a star-shaped to a heart-shaped necklace.
Yes....... go to number 3
No....... go to number 9
YES
3. You are not interested in dolls or robots.
Yes.......go to number 4
No....... go to number 11
YES
4.You have little interest in Chinese traditional clothing.
Yes....... go to number 5
No....... go to number 11
YES
5. You have red clothing in your wardrobe
Yes....... go to number 6
No....... go to number 12
NO
6. You would like to apply for a job which requires experience.
Yes....... go to number 7
No....... go to number 13
NO
7. Your friends like to get along with you because you are a reliable person.
Yes.......Type A
No....... Type B
YES
8. You have short hair.
Yes.......go to number 2
No........go to number 15
NO
9. You think your skin complexion is not fair enough.
Yes....... go to number 3
No.......go to number 16
NO
10. Which kind of flowers do you like most?
A. sunflower .......number 14
B. wild chrysanthemum.......number 11
A
11. You are a conscientious student/employee.
Yes.......go to number 5
No.......go to number 17
YES
12. You have no interest in crafts recently.
Yes....... go to number 6
No.......go to number 18
YES
13. You are an easygoing and friendly person.
Yes....... go to number 7
No.......go to number 19
YES
14. You don't mind sleeping together with a group of people of the opposite sex on the same bed.
Yes....... Type A
No.......go to number 20
YES
15. You would choose sports as your major extra-curricular activities.
Yes.......go to number 9
No.......go to number 21
YES
16. You are fond of math and science subjects.
Yes....... go to number 10
No.......go to number 22
NO
17. You like orange more than red.
Yes....... go to number 12
No.......go to number 24
YES
18. You like mountains more than oceans.
Yes.......go to number 13
No.......go to number 25
NO
19. Whenever someone is better than you at something, you get irritated and uncomfortable.
Yes.......go to number 14
No.......go to number 26
NO
20. You don't mind talking and laughing loudly in the public.
Yes.......Type B
No....... Type C
YES
21. You always tidy up your own room.
Yes.......go to number 16
No.......go to number 28
YES
22. You like watching TV programs related to sports.
Yes....... go to number 23
No.......go to number 29
NO
23. You think pure friendship cannot exist in between opposite sexes.
Yes....... go to number 10
No.......go to number 17
NO
24. You would like to learn cooking.
Yes....... go to number 18
No.......go to number 31
YES
25. You have a lot of interest in the "internet".
Yes....... go to number 19
No.......go to number 32
YES
26. What kind of persons do you favor most?
A. Sporty..................go to number 20
B. Mature..................go to number 39
B
27. You would like to wear clothes which are specially designed to impress others.
Yes.......Type B
No.......Type D
NO
28. You like dogs more than cats.
Yes.......go to number 22
No.......go to number 34
YES
29. You usually carry perfume when you go out.
Yes.......go to number 30
No.......go to number 35
NO
30. You like the moon more than sun.
Yes....... go to number 23
No.......go to number 24
YES
31. You change your hair style frequently.
Yes....... go to number 25
No.......go to number 37
NO
32. Serving others make you busy.
Yes.......go to number 26
No.......go to number 38
YES
33. Your hair is always untidy.
Yes....... Type C
No.......go to number 27
NO
34. You are afraid of cooking.
Yes.......go to number 29
No.......go to number 35
NO
35. You have quite a lot of ornaments.
Yes.......go to number 36
No.......go to number 37
YES
36. You like shopping during holidays.
Yes....... go to number 37
No.......go to number 31
NO
37. You will go and take a portrait in the future.
Yes.......go to number 32
No.......go to number 38
NO
38. You are not fussy about the pattern and cut of your underwear.
Yes....... go to number 39
No.......go to number 40
YES
39. You have no interest in crafts making.
Yes....... go to number 27
No.......go to number 33
YES
40. You follow the fashion trend on clothes.
Yes.......Type C
No.......Type D
NO
Reply:D and I don't believe compliments.
Reply:Long but cute. Im type D
Reply:i m f type C n my sis f A :D
Reply:type B
Reply:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
Reply:ok I am charming now what???????
Reply:Cool survey :) lol
Im type D
Reply:i was type c ......... hehe. but i dunnoo
Reply:Type C:
I don't favor marriage as stated in the description of type c's. %26gt;_%26gt;
DOG
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