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On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held it over her head, and said, "I bet I know what it is - flowers!"



"That's right!" said the boy, "but how did you know?"



"Just a wild guess," she said.



The next pupil was the candy store owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shooked it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is - a box of candy!"



"That's right! But how did you know?" asked the girl.



"Just a lucky guess," said the teacher.



The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held the bag over her head and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked.



"No," the boy replied.



The teacher repeated the process, touching another drop of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.



"No," the boy replied.



The teacher then said, "I give up, what is it?"



The boy replied, "A puppy!"

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Reply:ewwww but that was really funny thanx
Reply:heard it before.. here's one for you:



Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?

Father: Sure, son. What's the question?

Son: What is politics?

Father: Well, let's take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me “Tony Blair.” Your mother is the administrator of money, so we'll call her “Gordon Brown.” We take care of your needs, so we'll call you “the People.” We'll call the maid “the Working Class,” and your baby brother we can call “the Future.” Do you understand, son?

Son: I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it.



That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep. The next morning he reported to his father.

Son: Dad, now I think I understand what politics is.

Father: Good, son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?

Son: Well, dad, while Tony Blair is screwing the Working Class, Gordon Brown is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of ****.
Reply:oh that was just toooooo funny!!!!!
Reply:lmao heard it before but it's still funny
Reply:Haha very funnny. good one. That was totally unexpected and it was funny when the puppy peed on the teacher...Moral: don't judge a gift if its from a liquor store owner
Reply:lmao